Fly away...

Okay. The last couple of days have been just great. Tomorrow is going to be bad, I know. Keloid jab number 4. I am so flipping scared now...I need someone to hold my hand and wipe my tears, please?

Fine, just someone to hold my hand would do. I don't cry over injections. Just whimper.


I am being lazy in not updating here because I have tonnes of things to do (yes, staring at David Cook is considered as having tonnes of things to do).

But no worries, I'll be back before you know it, so don't miss me =)

Nah, just in case you do. More of David Cook goodness.


Yes, please make fun of me. I fail in life because I can't ride a bicycle. Or cook.


*slobbers all over the keyboard*


OhmyGod, his feet are like my brother's! Why is he getting skinnier now? =(


Lucky dolphin, you.


*swoons* Why are you so pretty? And good-looking? And just absolutely hilarious?


My mother thinks you're not funny. Pfft, what does she know? I think you AARRRRRRRRRRRE!

Shut up, manslut-worshipper.


I am only doing this so that I will worry about tomorrow's keloid jab when the time comes.

I'm so scared, hold me.


And to my 17 years, you will be pleased to hear that Operation Chocolate Chip Cookies (CCC) will commence this Thursday or Friday. I shall let you know the outcome and save some for you.


I saw Tomas on the telly before they showed the Liverpool match...and my God, I missed him. Get better soon, okay?


AND I HATE CHELSEA'S NEW HOME KIT. ARGH!

I'll be off now and oh, I need four songs more to make my David Cook album collection complete. 5 out of 6 albums in the bag. If I get the 4 songs, life would just wonderful.

To bling like this it ain't a crime.

I think my head's twisted. Physically, not mentally. It hurts when I turn it. There's like this sharp pain in the left side of my head. It's difficult for me to turn around.

And I hit my knee on the metal bar when I took the bus yesterday. Now it hurts. Bah.

And after I have lunch, I don't feel like eating dinner. I feel full. Something's wrong.

I am Hypochondriac junior. Haha.

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I was watching rugby the other day and the father went "How many kinds of sport do you want to watch-lah?". Sheesh. I watch whatever I fancy, okay? Not like I'm watching porn (don't you go there now).

Oh by the way, random stuff.

Okay, fine. Yes. I want to marry him =)


*dies* They're both adorable.


The article I saw when I was slightly tipsy for my own liking last week (after the "Let's send you to UK" episode). At least he's picked this time around. I hope he gets to play even as a sub. If not, I will burn Brian Ashton. Injustice!

Oh and seriously, please consider this.

This is Freddie Ljungberg. He is a Swedish footballer.


This, my dear friends, is Freddie Michalak. He is a French rugby player. I have more pics of him but they're a little obscene for little kids. Haha.

If they were to pose together like that French rugby team's naked calendar, I will die.

I am not lying.



Honestly, he is so adorable. Issh.


Okay, I think Crouchy looks VERY sexy in this pic. And what did I tell you about skinny ties? It makes a man sexy. I am not wrong.

Randomly, I was watching Beauty and the Best on 8TV the other day and I heard Clancy woman speak and told the mother she's ugly (to which she said it wasn't nice to call her 'ugly'). Haha.

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Okay, anyone has a nice poster of Jonny Wilkinson they'd like to donate to me? I can find a poster of Lewis quite easily on my own.

If I have Jonny's poster in my room, it would be perfect.

Be a good sport and help to the cause, okay. Your kindness shall be rewarded.


GONG XI FA CAI EVERYONE!
ANG PAU NA LAI? =P

I have heard about your butterflies.

Quite randomly, I love taking pictures of the sky. Especially when the sky is this gorgeous.


Pretty, no?

I just don't get it when people call me crazy when I take pictures of the sky. Hello, if I take candid pictures of you looking like an illegal immigrant or looking drunk, then you are permitted to call me crazy.

Guess what? I ain't crazy, I'm the (AV) daydreamer.

Daydreamer what are you dreaming of?
Daydreamer what are you thinking of?
Daydreamer I wanna dream with you
And leave it all behind
I say welcome to the dreamtime.

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So, you want to see how my room looks like now, eh?

Not much to it...just randomly added some things in an attempt to make it nicer.

The room in full view.


Yes, I have a 45-year-old man's face plastered on my cupboard. And anyone wants that poster of Ryan Star? I have another one. Leave me a message, okay?


Chelsea book and DVD. Tissue box. Random charm dolls. Butterfly spinner. Hour glass. Random lips figurine. The Killers' Sam's Town wristband.


Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can. Do YOU realise how old this is?


Random stuff. Yeah, spot the odd one out and you get a special prize.


This is VERY old. My friend did this for our class. It was so pretty I didn't want to leave it there to be thrown away.



I only posted them up because they were pretty artistic. I'm not an alcoholic. I swear.


The dressing table.


Holy moley, BUTTERFLIES!


Study table with lots of random things. Like a mooncake box.


Guess where I stole this from?





MORE butterflies! Yes, I noticed the last one is pink. What's your point?


I love this. You can have Gabriel Gray. I want Peter Petrelli.

Now before you ask, how come I didn't put up Stevie G or Xabi Alonso on the door...this is to show what you mean to me.

Nah. Handsome Finnish dude. Who no longer drives for my team. I even found my "Massa rocks my world" thing. Hahaha, oh the things we did when we were young! There we were...sitting for PMR and we wrote "Kimi is so sexy!" in our textbooks. Haha.


Butterfly bubble blower. Open Mic Nite =) . The father's old office tag. He let me keep it for no reason.

Now all that's missing is a nice poster of Lewis Hamilton and Jonny Wilkinson. And Crouchy. Anyone willing to donate?


Oh yeah, anyone wants a BIG poster of Thierry Henry? It's really big. I can't put it up since I'm not really a big fan of his. So if you want, just let me know.

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Dear Lewis Hamilton,

Fuck those bigots. They have no lives and don't know how to spell. You're way better than that.

Can't wait for March! This could be your year. And be nice to Heikki, he seems like a rational, non-arrogant guy.

Very much supporting you,
-me-

Honestly, people. Get a life. Bloody racists should be marooned off to a deserted island and be allowed to do whatever the hell they want to do with their lives. Like making babies or chanting jibes at each other.

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I spent money on two earrings. Definitely worth it. The mother accidentally threw one of my earrings that I adored since it was a gift from a friend. I have no idea how anyone can see that shiny things are rubbish. And I lost half a pair of earrings in the train. Don't ask, I don't know how it happened.

And I am ever so tempted to buy shoes.


SAVE, WOMAN. SAVE MONEY.

Target of saving RM100 a month was met for the month of January. February's going to make me insanely broke, don't think I can meet the target.

Help.

Of mafia bosses, birthdays, and shiny things.

First off, apparently, I am NOT delusional. Seriously.

The father got a little too generous and bought me a white gold ring.


o.O

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And when I kept lamenting on how pretty the shiny things were and how I can't afford them, his reply threw me off the chair. I am NOT lying.
"When your turn comes, I will buy for you, okay. You don't worry"

He is scaring me. I think he caught a flu bug or something and that's affecting his decision-making skills.

I am officially scared.

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I went to this funky 21st birthday party last night. Funky in the sense that the birthday boy looks like a mafia rempit king. Yeah-lah, I'm evil. What to do?

The entertainment was pretty funky too but loud. It was fun seeing the kids dancing. Haha.

And though there was alcohol, I didn't consume any because I'm good and I have a wonky tummy.

I told the mother that when the 21st arrives, let me get drunk.

Best conversation of the night.
"How old are you?"
"19"
*think after 10 seconds*
"Oh no, I'm 20!"

Classic.

I met the whole big Sentul 'drinking clan' (in other words, the father's buddies) and their kids.

This girl is so adorable I almost wanted to take her home with me. She's still tiny, this Ruth.


Don't mess with this kid. Amber Chia in the making, okay.


*dies at the cuteness*
No, that isn't my hand.


HAHAHA! Her two front teeth are missing.


Yeah, yeah I know. The one decent pic I have with her is ruined by my hair. Tiny hands!

She's actually very adorable in real-life, it's just that I have a lousy camera phone. Haha.


"Don't cut your hair! Let it grow!" says uncle. Does he think I live in North Pole ah?!

She's awesomely photogenic. She kept tapping my hand and pointing at my phone. Vain. And she thinks she's pretty. Hahaha!

And she can talk now! *squeals*

Yes, I like cute little kids. Got a problem with that?

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*88th minute*
"NOW ONLY HE PUT TOMAS ON, WHAT'S HE GOING TO DO IN 4 MINUTES?"
"Eh anything can happen, you know"
*sees him score*
"OMG HE SCORED!"
*gets text message from Scouser*
"Oi, shut up-lah! I can hear you from my brother's house!"

Liar, his house is in TTDI. Bloody far away from my house. I love you long time, you nutcase. You just know me. And boo to Nicky being sent off.



Sigh. Such a silly boy.

Am NOT commenting about Chelsea. NOT COMMENTING.

The gayboy missed a penalty.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(sorry mate, you know I hate him)


See you happy people soon. Will be away tomorrow. Big day-lah.

P/S: I swear Stevie G is starting to look like Xabi and it scares me. I'm going blind.

Trophy boys, trophy wives.

"Eh, did Nando do something to his hair?"
"I think he cut it"
"Finally!"

Upon closer inspection, it was found that...

AACK!!! FERNANDO TORRES STRAIGHTENED HIS HAIR!!!

*dies*


Okay, a guy can to anything to his hair BUT straighten it. IT'S JUST WRONG. Period. Does anyone remember the time when David James decided to straighten his hair? Wrong, I tell you. WRONG!

He is starting to look like Sergio Ramos!

Great, now we can't tell Nando, Sergio and Becks apart. Because we are bloody blind like bats.

Oh well, at least the father won't say "Eh you brother's hair is nice like Fernando Torres" anymore. Haha.

Still, Liverpool won and we say it's his hair that brought them luck. And maybe Benayoun's hair too, I like.

"Eh he got a haircut! It looks good!"
Yes, I got bored. Sorry.

Ah, Niko Krancjar. Can we keep him?

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"OMFG NICKY SCORED!!! NOT EVEN 10 SECONDS ON THE PITCH AND HE SCORES. I LOVE YOU, NICKY!!!"
Sent by an over-excited pole-dancing Liverpool fan who has paedophilic tendencies.


He looks like a chicken in this pic. Haha! Look at him leap! 0.0 SO TALL!


No reason. Shut up. Don't kidnap him.

Robbie missed the penalty. Bah. Though I did guess Almunia was going to save it.

Sorry.

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I got so happy when Clint Dempsey scored, because he was on my team.

But I left him on the bench.

I feel so stupid.

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I want to go to Newcastle.

Please.

I want to leave.

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If I could ever get a tattoo, this would be THE design. Love. Life. Loyalty.

Where would it be? My left wrist.

Lovely, yes?

How about it?

Psychic randomness.

I swear...last post before exams. This is too freaky to be blogged later.

Random conversation with the mother before the Arsenal match.
"I want Arsenal to lose"
"CANNOT! Pity Tomas-lah"
"Tomas will score a goal, but Middlesbrough will win"


Final score:
Middlesbrough 2 Arsenal 1.

Downing and Sanli for Middlesbrough.
Tomas for Arsenal.

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WTF.


THE MOTHER IS PSYCHIC.


WTF.
I am not going to ask her for her opinions ever.


Wish me luck for tomorrow til Friday.
I can smell chee cheong fun at the end of it all.

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EDITED [Monday, 10:07 PM]

Okay, I smelt (tasted really) earlier than scheduled.

But I had fun =)

Random pics before I go, because I know you WILL miss me, even if you deny it.

Spot what's wrong with this and I swear you'll get something in return.



Siblings using chopsticks. Yeah-lah, I'm clever right? Taken in October, during the wedding. The one where the bride told the father I am so big.


MY heart-shaped box. Pretty.


Favourite thing to do during lectures: take pictures of friend sleeping while lecturer is talking. I do it because I can.


Now can you tell why I'm happy? Thank you darling! You are MY FAVOURITEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!

And you two as well, for hitting my head when I got super-duper excited when I saw After Eight chocolate mints (the real deal, not the ones in the blue packeting I saw last week).

God knows I LOVE YOU ALL THE SAME.

You could be my good luck charm.

Toodles, people. I'm off to study now. One down, three to go!