Tuesday 31 July 2007

Ellos hacen.

So yes.

How long has it been, you ask?
Two years, you say?
Wunderbar, I answer.
So what now, you wonder.
I tell you, nothing. I take things as they come.
Not hunting or at the very least looking, you query?
No, I assure you.
Why ever not?
So much to do so little time, I say with a grin.
Well, better find time because I'd like to see young Helena and Tomas run around.
That won't happen so soon, oh dearest. Have a little patience, I request. In time.


Sweet and short. Just like that. And she's already thinking about my children's names! -.-" You paedophilic thing!

So, yes. It's been two years. If you're wondering do the years fly by too soon, they do.

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People like Harry Potter.
People like Paris Hilton.
People like Cristiano Ronaldo.
People like young boys.
For all the times you told me to marry him, this is my turn now.


In short, people find different things fascinating. And I respect them for that. So long as they don't try that hard to convert me. Some people are trying so hard to convert me into jumping on the Cristiano Ronaldo-worshipping bandwagon. Bleh.


People know I love football. I was watching the Arsenal-Inter Milan match again, so that I could make fun of her. I can't help it, but it's funny. First love was always football.


But when there was no football action, I was beyond bored. Restless like hell, okay.

Some people were just bored. I, on the other hand, have another sport to be obsessed about.

F1. I know, I know. What's so freaking fascinating about 22 drivers driving around the track over and over again?

If people were to be cynical about F1 like that, they might as well ask themselves why do they watch their preferred sport.

Why do you watch 22 idiots running around on a pitch chasing after one ball?
Why do you watch girls twirl hoops and ribbons and chase after it and hop around like rabbits?
Why do you watch golf when it's only to see a man push the ball into a hole?
**Okay, the last one sounds horribly wrong. But there's nothing wrong with it. You sick people**


Whoo! See how shiny the floor is! Can see the reflection of the car!

So, anyway. The obsession for fast cars on the tracks came about when I was 12 and silly. It was when Malaysia first hosted the race in Sepang. I got instantly hooked. I loved the cars, the tactics and the intense moments of when one driver wanted to overtake the other. I watched it with the father, who obviously is the person behind everything related to my interests in sports.

We both had our favourite driver. It was Mika Hakkinen. Oh yes, the real Flying Finn. He was blond and old (okay fine, older than me) but he had this look that told you he was humble and all. I don't know what it was about him, it's just that I know he was a great driver.

We loved to see him race. I remembered one race, the Spanish GP in 2001. He was so close to the chequered flag but the worst case scenario happened. His car just failed on him and stopped yards away from the finish line. But he hopped on to David Coulthard's car and waved to the crowd. That was one of the fondest memories I remember of him.

Then, at the end of the season...he announced that he was leaving, a sabbatical one, apparently. But then in 2002, he said he was retiring. It was heart-breaking. There would be no one like him anymore. Schumi is great also-lah, but I don't like him that much.

I have forever pledged my allegiance to this team because of him. It had nothing to do with Kimi Raikkonen or David Coulthard or Juan Pablo Montoya. They may be amazing and all, but there is only one Mika Hakkinen.

I got the car from the father in 2000. He knew I would love it. Not the brother, for sure. He can't say their names straight, but he got to go to last year's race. How unfair. I have never played with it because I wanted to preserve its silver and black beauty that had the name MIKA on it. I once famously wrecked an awesomely new red remote-controlled car because I placed it on the table thinking it would land safely onto the ground. Hey, I was four and tiny, okay.

People had KITT from Knight Rider.
People had Greased Lightnin' from Grease.


I have my own version of KITT and Greased Lightnin'.


The floor hasn't been mopped or swept for three weeks, mind you.

And I will NOT name it anything other than MIKA because of the man who got me hooked to not only Formula One, but also McLaren Mercedes. The one and only Mika Hakkinen, the Flying Finn.



Race you on the tarmac, then?

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Monday 30 July 2007

Do you know what time it is now?

Today, I was late for class. Excuse me, not my fault okay? The father-lah! Don't know what he does in the loo for so long -.-"


I was thinking of going for the 2pm class when I opened the door and saw nearly all the seats taken up. But the lecturer told this guy to remove his books from the seat and told me to sit there.

I damn malu okay? Next time don't want to come late anymore.


But the good thing is she won't ask me anything because:
01. I'm quite a dungu.
02. I'm not from the Business Department, so it's not a crime for me to not know business terms.

Hehehe.



*****
Iraq won. So, yay! Mother thought Saudi would win. Cheh, I should have made a bet with her. I could have gotten more money for my fund =p


Stupid Valencia. Can beat Inter Milan, but not PSG. Boo...

*****

"I am telling you, that anorexic being will score"
"Yeah, right"
*sees Aleks Hleb score*
"I told you. You owe me money!"


"I say he'll score"
*sees him score*
"I told you! He made amends for holding hands with Cesc! He made it so obvious!"
*chokes on keropok*
"I bloody choked on a keropok because of you"

I told the mother about it (the "Come nearer, let me hold your hands" thing-lah!), she said she missed it and rues it.


When van Persie took a free-kick, he told Flamini to stand next to the Inter Milan players. Oh my, he looked so out of place. He is so tiny compared to the Inter players! In fact, all those Arsenal players look tiny. Especially that bugger Hleb-lah. So skinny.



OhMyGod. Arsenal have a trophy. Haha. My daddy said Liverpool is the only team that doesn't have a trophy -.-"
"Are you looking at what I'm looking?"
"I am!!! Who the fuck is that guy?"
"I don't know-lah! He's so pretty!"
"To hell with your Tommy boy, this guy is hot!"
*starts swearing and makes mental note to jinx Steven Gerrard*
*ignores taunts and starts drooling*
"We must go google this guy!"
-.-"

Eh, anyone knows who that guy with the red scarf is? I want to know because SHE needs to know.. Stupid Getty and their inability to display proper pictures. Hmmph.

Not like Yahoo! is any better. Hmmph.


Scouser likes someone in Arsenal. *snickers*
She dislikes them except for Robin van Persie.

*****
Oh no, I have not lost all of my Chelsea loving feeling. Here you go.


"You see my manager (Arsene Wenger), so stylish and fit. Unlike that fat Fergie and stupid Mourinho. He's short and fat!"
"Short maybe, but definitely not fat. What about Rafa Benitez? Thin is it? Just as fat as Fergie"

I can imagine what the caption this pic would be like.
"Girl, I saw this spectacles lying around. You could give it to your father and make him see how I cannot be classified as fat, but more of hot"

**yeah-lah, I'm lame...sue me**




*dies* Why do you always do this to me?




What is it with everyone and JT's ears? Nice to flick and pinch, is it? Evil Riccy abusing JT. Hmmph.


La-di-da. I'm off for now.

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Edited [6:17 PM]:
Nutcase, I have bad news for you.

His name is Nacer Barazite.

He's from Holland.


And he's 17. May 27, 1990.



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O.O


O_o


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Oh God. This is just wrong you paedophile! You better flush yourself down the toilet now. And mind you, Tomas is NOT a boy. Nacer IS!

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Sunday 29 July 2007

Crystal champagne kisses.

Footie talk first.

Firstly, I am happy Korea won. Well, actually I don't care if either Korea or Japan won the match last night. To win with 10-men in a penalty shoot-out, not a bad thing. Japan's loss for not taking chances into their hands.

"They need Pepe Reina"
"HAH! Pepe Reina didn't save a penalty also last night!"
"Oh then they need Carlo Cudicini. He saved a penalty"
"He did?"

Iraq and Saudi tonight. Who will you root for?

We were actually watching Inter Milan v Valencia play for the Emirates Cup. Through out the whole game, every single time Marco Materazzi got the ball, people started jeering. Wah...I never knew people still remembered the head-butt incident. Well, not exactly that, but you get my point! Seriously. Every single time okay!

And my God, what happened to Manuel Almunia's hair! I fell off the chair laughing!

"Arsenal got hope or not for the title race?"
"No"
This one really got no faith one.

Nicklas Bendtner is pretty cute. But Tomas ranks higher-lah, okay? Happy?
"Where's Tomas Rosicky?"
*hears commentator say something*
"He's injured!! WTF did I stay up for?"

No thanks to me, Chelsea lost. Boo-hoo. I should be kicked.


Oh...and Roque Santa Cruz is playing for Blackburn! Whee!!! Put him and the Norwegian together, you get double the hotness =p

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So, right. I did this little challenge for you people to join. And the winner is...Emma! With 31 correct answers, she's the winner.

So...I'm going to give out the answers first, then go on with the reward. Click here for the lyrics posted.
01. The Way I Am - Ingrid Michaelson.
02. Love Today - Mika.
03. Makin' Out - Mark Owen.
04. Back of Your Car - Ryan Star.
05. Black Coffee - All Saints.
06. How Do You Want Me to Love You? - 911.
07. Like A Boy - Ciara.
08. Mr. Brightside - The Killers.
09. Autumn - Paolo Nutini.
10. Clocks - Coldplay.
11. Do You Know? - Enrique Iglesias.
12. Look at Me - Geri Halliwell.
13. The Pieces Don't Fit Anymore - James Morrison.
14. Twentysomething - Jamie Cullum.
15. Four Minute Warning - Mark Owen.
16. Starlight - Muse.
17. Mama - My Chemical Romance.
18. Thnks Fr Th Mmrs - Fall Out Boy.
19. Stop Crying Your Heart Out - Oasis.
20. Dirty Little Secret - The All-American Rejects.
21. How To Save a Life - The Fray.
22. Happiness - Will Young.
23. Love Won't Wait - Gary Barlow.
24. Wonderwall - Oasis.
25. I Think I'm Paranoid - Garbage.
26. I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance.
27. Androgyny - Garbage.
28. Cherry Lips (Go Baby Go!) - Garbage.
29. Blood - My Chemical Romance.
30. Maneater - Nelly Furtado.
31. When You Were Young - The Killers.
32. 9 Crimes - Damies Rice featuring Lisa Hannigan.
33. The Blower's Daughter - Damien Rice.
34. Gravity - Mark Owen.
35. Smile Like You Mean It - The Killers.
36. Helena - My Chemical Romance.
37. Alone Without You - Mark Owen.
38. Yellow - Coldplay.
39. I Don't Love You - My Chemical Romance.
40. Time of the Season (Season for Loving) - The Zombies.
41. Kill All Your Friends - My Chemical Romance.
42. Out of Your Mind - Victoria Beckham featuring Dane Bowers and the Truesteppers.
43. The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage - Panic! at the Disco.
44. I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! at the Disco.
45. But It's Better If You Do - Panic! at the Disco.
46. Cupid's Chokehold - Gym Class Heroes.
47. 4 in the Morning - Gwen Stefani.
48. Shine - Take That.
49. The Way I Are - Timbaland featuring Keri Hilson.
50. Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz.


There. That's done with, now for your reward. This is going to be a lot, but I hope you like them! I'm going to upload five of each. I have too many, I'll share the ones I like best with you. Next time, I'll upload more.




















Hope you like it =D
**This goes to show how much free time I actually have. Haha!**


Well, that's it for now. I'm going to think whether or not I should watch the Iraq-Saudi Arabia match or the Valencia-PSG game.

A new ASTRO decoder would be nice. Or maybe ASTRO MAX. Hmmm....

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