I'll swim into you if you'll drown in me.

Here's another reason why I fail in being a woman.

My boyfriend wears more make-up than I do in year.

Oh yeah. Go on and laugh. I know you want to.

*****

I can't wait for Thursday. I haven't seen the Indonesian best friend who likes to burn things instead of studying.

I miss her and her jokes.

I miss the Russian one too. Our Carlos and Ballack jokes. Sigit and Paul-Erik. Dark fried noodles and hard cookies (this story will never die down, our mothers love to make fun of our non-existent cooking skills when we were 15).

I can never stand in between them or even next to them though. One is too thin, one is too tall. I have low-self esteem what?

*****

I got bored, so there. An update for you because I won't be updating this week. Unless I feel like it.

Two Names You Go By:
01. Roxanne.
02. Juicy Mookie (long story cut short, this nickname came out from a joke).

Two Parts of Your Heritage:
01. Malay.
02. Sri Lankan-Sinhalese.

Two Things That Scare You:
01. Cockroaches.
02. Heights/Blood (I couldn't decide).

Two of Your Everyday Essentials:
01. Fresh orange juice.
02. Milo/Neslo/Coffee/Cham.

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
01. My blue hibiscus shorts.
02. White short sleeve buttoned top.

Two of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists:
01. David Cook (oh yeah, I am SO biased).
02. The Killers.

Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
01. Trust.
02. Surprises.

Two Things You Hate:
01. Stupid petty people.
02. Cristiano Ronaldo.

Oh sorry, it says 'things', not people.
In that case, I'd go with pink things.

Two Physical Things that Appeal to You:
01. Eyes.
02. Lips. Or hair. Can't decide on this.

Two Things You Want Really Badly:
01. Leave the country.
o2. Tickets to see my Chelsea boys and permission to go see them.

Two Places You Want to go on Vacation:
01. London.
02. Wisconsin.

Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die
01. Go backpacking across Europe.
02. David Cook.

Okay, okay. It's 'things', not people!
Fine. I want to get a tattoo.

Two Things You Normally Wouldn't Admit:
01. I find cleaning my room and washing clothes and washing plates highly therapeutic.
02. I cross my arms when I take my shirt off.

Two people I would like to see take this quiz:
01. Sylvien, because she likes to talk about Cristiano Ronaldo to me in (vain) hopes of making me like him.
02. Anyone else who is bored, jobless and has time to spare.

*****

I need a haircut, a pair of scissors, my mad collection of highlighters, and a book so badly right now.

But no.

Mr. Converse and I will be out on a trip to the town to wreak havoc.

Someone please tie me up to the bed.

*****

YAY LEWIS HAMILTON!

And uh, Nelson Piquet Jr on the podium?
Yes!

I can go to bed happy now.

I'll be the one you're falling over, everytime you laugh.

I just love that line. It makes me mushy in the inside.


The pic is aptly titled 'Monyet Face'. Haha, yes, I know. I just love those earrings. I've never tried them out in public! I have this strange feeling someone's going to yank it off from my ear like that. Yes, I'm paranoid, sue me.

Anyways, nothing much to say, so I'm going to do this questionnaire nicked from Aimee (yes, you can OFFICIALLY run around naked in your taman AND paint your mother's nails). Not tagging anyone, but feel free to do it!


1. The phone rings, who do you want it to be?
The Scouser, discussing Mikel and Xabi Alonso and other random things. Mar, just to tell me that she's back home in KL.

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Of course I do! I even return the ones that people irresponsibly put away all over the place.

3. In a social setting, are you more a stalker or a listener?
Listener and stalker.

4. Do you take compliments well?
No. Apparently, I am modest and humble and godsent. I don't believe in any of the compliments I get. Very hard to tell who's being sincere.

5. Do you play Sudoku?
Yes. I do it all the time. During breaks, during lectures, during breakfast, during dinner, during lunch. I am a bloody Sudoku addict, and I'm better at it than my brother. I refuse to go out until my Sudoku puzzle is complete, worse still, I take it with me in the car and do it along the trip to wherever it is we're going.


*click to view larger pics*
Dungu of the universe. Cannot complete ONE 4-star Sudoku puzzle. Spot what's wrong with this puzzle and I'll give you a cookie.

BUT!


Can complete TWO 5-star Sudoku puzzle in 20 minutes. In the moving car. WTF.

6. If abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
I highly doubt it.

7. What song are you listening to?
Makin' Out - Mark Owen. Bloody hell, I love this song. Such a deep meaning to it.

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
No.

9. What's your favourite game as a kid?
Hopscotch.

10. Are you single?
Yes.

11. Could you date someone with different religious belief as you?
I can. I have.

12. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
Tricky question. Both.

13. Use three words to describe yourself.
I can't cook. Hahaha!

14. Do any songs make you cry?
Closer to Me - 5ive. Yes, I know...this song is bloody old, but still, I have reasons of my own.

15. Are you continuing your education?
Yes, because I want to get out here.

16. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
No, would love to though.

17. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grab?
A pillow or maybe the handphone, in case I need to bunk in at someone's home, I have to call them up first.

18. How often do you read books?
Whenever I am not tied to assignments or exams.

19. What is your favourite children's book?
Holes by Louis Sachar.

20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
Present and future.

21. What colour are your eyes?
Brown.

22. How tall are you?
Apparently, according to my father, I'm tall enough to smell an elephant's ass (it's a stupid joke).

23. Where is your dream house located?
On a lake.

Okay, not logical. The dream house would be located somewhere in the Golden Triangle, because of my shopping needs.

24. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Yes.

25. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
Eh? Where's that?

26. Do you like mustard?
Yes.

27. Do you prefer to eat or sleep?
Sleep, because I lack it.


When I lack sleep, I tend to be narcissistic and take very candid shots of myself.

28. Do you look like your mom or dad?
When I was younger, people said I looked like my dad because of the skin colour.

Uncle was camwhoring! Hahaha!

Now, people say I look like my mother because...don't know.

I know, I flash my teeth more than necessary.

29. How long does it take you to shower?
30 minutes tops.

30. Can you do the splits?
No.

31. What movie do you wanna see right now?
Stardust.

32. What did you do for new year?
I think we watched fireworks, right after our usual dinner celebrations.

33. Do you own a camera phone?
Yes, though I only use it to take pictures of the brother and I eating with chopsticks.

34. Was your mom a cheerleader?
No-lah.

35. How many hours do you get at night?
Minimum 3, maximum 10 (this rarely happens).

36. Do you like Care Bears?
Only because my parents made me watch reruns to keep me quiet.

37. What do you buy at the movies?
Tickets. Popcorn.

38. Do you know how to play poker?
No.

39. Do you wear your seat belt?
Yes, I'm a law-abiding citizen, that's what I found out today.

40. What do you wear to sleep?
Clothes.

41. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
Errmm...Russell Watson performed at the SentulWest or somewhere there. I don't know-lah.

42. How many meals do you eat a day?
3. I don't eat supper or have tea-time breaks.

43. Do you always read Friendster bulletin?
Sometimes, because half the time it's filled with "FORWARD THIS OR ANNIE WILL COME AND KILL YOU TONIGHT". WTF.

44. Do you like funny or serious people better?
Funny. Serious people make me scared as much as I'm afraid of soft-spoken people.

45. Ever been to LA?
Yes and I want to go back there and get my hair done again, and eat the best god-damn chapati and tandoori chicken there!

46. Did you eat a cookie today?
Yes, tonnes.

47. If I was the opposite gender, what would my party clothes be like?
NO CLOTHES!

48. At 10am this morning, I was...
trying on my new baju kurung.


A lot of people loved this baby. Thank uncle for picking this. Seriously.

49. At 10pm tonight, I will be...
either asleep or watching footie on the telly.

50. Who would be the next Malaysian Prime Minister?
Don't know-lah, don't think it'd be me anyway.

51. If my spouse told me to do without sex for a year, I would...
ask him WHY?!

52. If I was a piece of a car, I would be...
the radio.

No doubt about that.

53. If I was told one day that I would have to give up either
1) anything chocolate OR
2) ever seeing the beach again, for the rest of my life,
which one will I give up?
The beach.

54. Singapore is good for...
getting all the top acts to perform.

55. If I could say only 3 words before I die, what would they be?
Oh. My. God.

56. Who would I like to be left on a deserted island with?
HAHAHAHA! I have loads of names to put in. But no, I don't want people to think I'm insane.

57. Die by drowning or fire?
Neither. I'd like to die by falling of a tall building.

Okay, I'd like to drown then die.

58. What is the single thing you will buy with your last RM 9.95?
Milo refill. The father conveniently changed my morning Milo drinks with Ovaltine. Uncle says Ovaltine's healthy. Uncle ah, angkasawan is promoting Milo okay? Must mean it's good.

Uncle ah, listen to the angkasawan, can or not? Give me back my Milo! *wails*

59. If I opened a night club, what would I call it?
The Bottomless Pit.

60. Don't cheat: What's "bulbous"?
Shape of a bulb? Right?

61. I think my ass is...
not flattering.


So yes, I am bored, you've seen pics of the things I did today. Now, go think of what I can do to lose weight.

101. Yay.

So apparently, yesterday's post was post number 100. So...HAPPY 101st! Haha.


Okay, moment of total dungu-ness is over.

*****

Nutcase, my dad bought curry laksa for me. Jealous much?

I can see you drooling from here. So disgusting.

*****

So here's a little game for all to join. This is to celebrate post number 101.

I'm going to post up 50 song lyrics of songs I like and I want you to correctly guess the song title and artiste.
So have fun. I'm just doing this for the sake of it. Here goes. Winner gets a mention in a coming post and can ask me anything I can afford as a reward (As in a cookie or foodstuff, or hugs and kisses or...that's it I guess...Oh, I forgot! A picspam of their choice!).


01. I'd buy you Rogaine, when you start losing all your hair.
02. Well you ain't gonna tease no other, gonna make you a lover.
03. I'll be the one who brings you coffee when you can't get up.
04. Empty prayers are out of luck.
05. Each moment is cool, freeze the moment.
06. Give me a reason, show me a sign, just let me know that I'm not wasting my time.
07. What if I had a thing on the side, made you cry?
08. It was only a kiss.
09. These autumn leaves are yours tonight.
10. Am I part of the cure or am I part of the disease?
11. Do you know what it feels like to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed?
12. I'm a drama queen if that's your thing, baby.
13. Well I'll hide all the bruises, I'll hide all the damage that's done.
14. We all seem so different but we're just the same.
15. You're a rock queen, honey, and we all hear you!
16. My life...you electrify my life.
17. Mama, we're all gonna die.
18. He tastes like you, only sweeter.
19. Take what you need and be on your way...
20. Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret.
21. Drive until you lose the road or break with the ones you've followed.
22. Happiness is being gay.
23. Love is so hard to find, but so easy to lose.
24. There are many things that I would like to say to you, I don't know how.
25. Bend me, break me, anyway you need me, all I want is you.
26. Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor?
27. You free your mind in your androgyny.
28. You're so such a delicate boy in the hysterical realm.
29. Grab a glass because there's going to be a flood.
30. All you crazy people come on jump around.
31. You sit there in your heartache, waiting on some beautiful boy to save you from your old ways.
32. It's the wrong kind of place to be thinking of you.
33. Did I say that I loathe you? Did I say that I want to leave it all behind?
34. She makes me laugh so hard I'm crying.
35. Dreams aren't what they used to be, some things sat by so carelessly.
36. Burning on just like a match you strike to incinerate the lives of everyone you know.
37. You said that this isn't yet our time, so give me time to get you back again.
38. Look at the stars, look how they shine for you.
39. But baby when they knock you down and out, it's where you oughta stay.
40. What's your name? Who's your daddy?
41. Cos we are all a bunch of liars, tell me baby who do you wanna be?
42. Expensive lies, but you're playing for free.
43. Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention.
44. No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
45. And isn't this exactly where you'd like me, I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know.
46. I know I'm young but if I had to choose her or the sun, I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun.
47. Baby if we're gonna do it come and do it right.
48. You only have to open your eyes, you might just get a big surprise.
49. Oh, baby, it's alright now, you ain't gotta flaunt for me.
50. Love forever love is free, turn forever you and me.


As you can tell, I am bored. I have no life. So entertain me and do this.

Eejit, madness and nutcase, you are all allowed to join. I'm NOT that evil.


Currently listening to:
KT Tunstall - Other Side of the World.

You're on the other side of the world, to me.


Lalalala...