I'm in stitches.
*Note: This could be a long post, so carefully read-lah okay? There are pics at the end of the post though*
On Saturday, two of my favourite people made me laugh so much. Both talked about a similar issue with a twist.
Favourite person number 1:
"So this brilliant idea sprung up. What if i wore my camisole to school, and leave my bra at home! Wouldn't that be ingenious. Technically they can't punish me, because there isn't a rule. And then MAYBE somebody with authority would listen to me.
Damn smart right!
So i suggested my EinsteinWillBeSoProudOfMe scheme to the boyfriend. And he gave me this expression as if i grabbed his beloved electric guitar and hacked at it with a chisel and hammer, and gathering what's left of it and dumping it into the blender.
CANNOT!, he almost screamed. My boobs, not yours! i said. CANNOT!, he insisted.
No compromise.
~Don't be crazy ah? And no to the HP haircut! Stick with the geisha hair~
Favourite person number 2:
"Ma, you know Krystal's..."
"What?"
"You know..."
"Nipples?"
"No. The part that has it"
"The breasts?"
"Yeah...it's kind of jiggling and I don't like it"
"So what do you want to do?"
"We need to get it a bra"
*throws on surprised face*
"A bra?"
"Maybe four or five"
"It's just a dog-lah, for goodness sake!"
"It's my dog and I don't like it jiggling!"
*falls off bed and laughs hysterically*
~Honestly, she makes me laugh so much whenever I see her because she's intelligent. I love her lots-lah~
The father gave her a pep talk since her UPSR is coming. What a doting grand uncle =p.
"You don't worry so much about it. The day before exam, go watch a comedy. Laugh a lot"
"You don't need to be worried, you've put in a lot of effort already. If you're consistent, then you have nothing to worry about. So just relax, okay?"
Poor girl. She looked so tensed when I said "Exams are next week, is it?" or "How was your trials?". Honestly, I'm no good when it comes to advice-lah, so she'd be better off listening to her doting grand uncle and grand auntie for advice.
The dinner in Asia Cafe was good, minus the smoke from...well, various sources. But it was good. I had no room left for the satay we brought along to Subang Jaya. =(
I got the issue solved, eejit.
But people dragged me out for a wedding.
And I didn't study at all because I couldn't even sit, so I went to sleep and watched footie.
ManUre-ManCity.
Is it wrong for me to say that the ManCity keeper is adorable? He looks like Prince Harry!
Kasper Schmeichel is NOT underaged =p
(I used to have a crush on his dad when I was 12...haha!)
And why oh why don't I have Micah Richards in my Fantasy Team!!!
LOL at Fergie's expression when Tevez missed. Priceless. I'm evil, I know and I'm sorry.
"My team's going to be relegated!"
Cheh. To think she'd be the first to give up. -.-"
Still early to say anything.
Arsenal-Blackburn Rovers.
MGP!!! *gets a nosebleed and faints*
Jens Lehmann let in another freak goal. I say he's the king of freakish goals, not Petr.
"Stupid idiot!"
Oh well, I hoped for a draw and a draw it was.
Chelsea-Liverpool.
"I should have sneezed on Torres-lah"
"Idiot"
Yes, I like Torres. And his really clueless face.
Well, it wasn't a penalty. Yes, yes, I am still a Chelsea fan and I'm still sane. As far as I'm concerned it wasn't a penalty and the ref ruined the game.
"10 bucks says he'll miss the penalty"
-.-"
**Lysa, Pizarro can speak English! Hahaha!**
"I hate Frank Lampard"
Oi, hate the referee-lah! Hate Frank Lampard for what.
Oh well, I am glad it's a draw =)
And for God's sake, ASTRO, please do NOT show Ashley Cole scratching his ass while getting a yellow card. Or even Rotiman's black undies. My eyes have already been damaged by the YELLOW AWAY KIT OF DOOM. Thank you.
And what do you know?
"The highest marks for the assignment was 19. He wrote very well and quoted Latin terms"
*prays she says nothing else*
"But there was one student who wrote well. It showed a high level of maturity...it was written like she was a legal practitioner...She got 18 because there were some parts of her assignment I didn't like"
*I heard this the other day from the cousin! Oh no, it's me!*
*prays she says nothing*
"You, the one in green. The 'My kitten...' top. What's your name, darling?"
*swears*
"Rowena"
"You should read Rowena's, it shows the high level of maturity in her writing"
*wants to bonk head onto the table but keeps quiet*
Don't laugh-lah! Damn embarrassing, okay. High level of maturity! OhMyGod.
Stop laughing-lah.
Tomas, tell them to shut up.
Now, be good children and listen to Tomas Rosicky and shut up.
On Saturday, two of my favourite people made me laugh so much. Both talked about a similar issue with a twist.
Favourite person number 1:
"So this brilliant idea sprung up. What if i wore my camisole to school, and leave my bra at home! Wouldn't that be ingenious. Technically they can't punish me, because there isn't a rule. And then MAYBE somebody with authority would listen to me.
Damn smart right!
So i suggested my EinsteinWillBeSoProudOfMe scheme to the boyfriend. And he gave me this expression as if i grabbed his beloved electric guitar and hacked at it with a chisel and hammer, and gathering what's left of it and dumping it into the blender.
CANNOT!, he almost screamed. My boobs, not yours! i said. CANNOT!, he insisted.
No compromise.
~Don't be crazy ah? And no to the HP haircut! Stick with the geisha hair~
Favourite person number 2:
"Ma, you know Krystal's..."
"What?"
"You know..."
"Nipples?"
"No. The part that has it"
"The breasts?"
"Yeah...it's kind of jiggling and I don't like it"
"So what do you want to do?"
"We need to get it a bra"
*throws on surprised face*
"A bra?"
"Maybe four or five"
"It's just a dog-lah, for goodness sake!"
"It's my dog and I don't like it jiggling!"
*falls off bed and laughs hysterically*
~Honestly, she makes me laugh so much whenever I see her because she's intelligent. I love her lots-lah~
The father gave her a pep talk since her UPSR is coming. What a doting grand uncle =p.
"You don't worry so much about it. The day before exam, go watch a comedy. Laugh a lot"
"You don't need to be worried, you've put in a lot of effort already. If you're consistent, then you have nothing to worry about. So just relax, okay?"
Poor girl. She looked so tensed when I said "Exams are next week, is it?" or "How was your trials?". Honestly, I'm no good when it comes to advice-lah, so she'd be better off listening to her doting grand uncle and grand auntie for advice.
The dinner in Asia Cafe was good, minus the smoke from...well, various sources. But it was good. I had no room left for the satay we brought along to Subang Jaya. =(
I got the issue solved, eejit.
*****
Yesterday, I didn't want to go out because I had a horrible backache and I wanted to study since I'd be watching footie the whole night.But people dragged me out for a wedding.
And I didn't study at all because I couldn't even sit, so I went to sleep and watched footie.
ManUre-ManCity.
Is it wrong for me to say that the ManCity keeper is adorable? He looks like Prince Harry!
Kasper Schmeichel is NOT underaged =p
(I used to have a crush on his dad when I was 12...haha!)
And why oh why don't I have Micah Richards in my Fantasy Team!!!
LOL at Fergie's expression when Tevez missed. Priceless. I'm evil, I know and I'm sorry.
"My team's going to be relegated!"
Cheh. To think she'd be the first to give up. -.-"
Still early to say anything.
Arsenal-Blackburn Rovers.
MGP!!! *gets a nosebleed and faints*
Jens Lehmann let in another freak goal. I say he's the king of freakish goals, not Petr.
"Stupid idiot!"
Oh well, I hoped for a draw and a draw it was.
Chelsea-Liverpool.
"I should have sneezed on Torres-lah"
"Idiot"
Yes, I like Torres. And his really clueless face.
Well, it wasn't a penalty. Yes, yes, I am still a Chelsea fan and I'm still sane. As far as I'm concerned it wasn't a penalty and the ref ruined the game.
"10 bucks says he'll miss the penalty"
-.-"
**Lysa, Pizarro can speak English! Hahaha!**
"I hate Frank Lampard"
Oi, hate the referee-lah! Hate Frank Lampard for what.
Oh well, I am glad it's a draw =)
And for God's sake, ASTRO, please do NOT show Ashley Cole scratching his ass while getting a yellow card. Or even Rotiman's black undies. My eyes have already been damaged by the YELLOW AWAY KIT OF DOOM. Thank you.
*****
Today, I went to class feeling guilty for not studying.And what do you know?
"The highest marks for the assignment was 19. He wrote very well and quoted Latin terms"
*prays she says nothing else*
"But there was one student who wrote well. It showed a high level of maturity...it was written like she was a legal practitioner...She got 18 because there were some parts of her assignment I didn't like"
*I heard this the other day from the cousin! Oh no, it's me!*
*prays she says nothing*
"You, the one in green. The 'My kitten...' top. What's your name, darling?"
*swears*
"Rowena"
"You should read Rowena's, it shows the high level of maturity in her writing"
*wants to bonk head onto the table but keeps quiet*
Don't laugh-lah! Damn embarrassing, okay. High level of maturity! OhMyGod.
Stop laughing-lah.
Tomas, tell them to shut up.
Now, be good children and listen to Tomas Rosicky and shut up.
Labels: annoyed, chelsea, chelsea love, cute kids, disappointment, fangirl, fear, football, friends, happy, madness, pictures, random, ridiculous nonsense, self, silly parents, tomas rosicky
posted by Anodynous Roxy at
18:03
6 Comments:
I'm glad you got that sorted out.
LOL at your niece. She gets smarter each time I hear stories about her.
YOU HAD A CRUSH ON PETER SCHMEICHEL! When we were 12, he was 35! That's old, he's old enough to be our daddy!
LOL at Kasper Schmeichel's not underaged. How old is he by the way? He looks young.
HAHAHA! Your mum's hilarious! And Fergie's expression...priceless.
And who said Petr lets in freaky goals! *curses*
Nando is so comel-lah...him and his innocent face.
That woman has got too much money to throw around.
WTF did they show Ashley scratching his ass for? To blind the public is it?
(Rotiman wears black undies! LOL, CK is it? Nice or not?)
HAHAHAHAHA! Tomas is so cute in this (and the hair...). He's telling me to SHUT UP! HAHAHAHAHAHA! High level of maturity! And you told me you were going to get 12 based on what your cousin said about the assignment!
Okay, Tomas, I'm done laughing. Now I will shut up.
@ Mar the Eejit - =)
She does, and I adore her. A lot.
Well, I used to-lah since he played really well and I had great respect for him.
OMG I KNOW! Kasper's gonna be 21 on 5th November...and Schmeichel senior is gonna be 44...OMG HE'S OLD ENOUGH TO BE OUR DADDY! O.O
Priceless indeed. How's the Kylie-loving boy of ours holding up? Drinking to drown the sorrows?
She did! *points at Scouser at curses*
Nando (yes, that's what I'm going to call him now) is adorable, with his clueless and innocent face. Haha!
Yeah-lah! But I don't care, I got my money already =p
HAHAHAHA! Yeah-lah, I got too shocked I had to rinse them with cold water.
(You pervert. Talking bout black undies! You think he's Freddie Ljungberg ah? Not that nice-lah, since he's way too anorexic. Are we even talking bout this?)
Eh seriously okay. I really thought she was going to give me 12 or worse 8! I did my research well okay! You think I spend time in the library to do what? Sleep ah!
Tomas is so adorable. And the hair...sigh. When he has his own kids, their hair would be just like that. OhMyGod. How cute would that be?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This whole entry made me laugh.
Of course minus the whole Rob Styles and Liv-Chels issue. Your JT bullied your Torres! How can?! The bully!
Err...Peter Schmeichel is old! He's about my dad's age and Mar's dad's age too! You liking him is like you liking our dads which is a bit...you know....WRONG!
His kid is 21! Oh God. My point is proven!!!
(And why are you two talking bout black undies of Rotiman! Bloody pervs!)
And you told me you got 8 marks. WTF?
HIGH LEVEL OF MATURITY!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sorry Tomas, I can't shut up just yet.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(you, of all people, know I love you and I say "STOP the doubting and the pouting!")
@ ScouserLysa - I'm glad you're laughing a lot now.
I know, my dad calls JT a bully and should be stripped of his England captaincy! Oh the horror! Poor Nando.
0.0 Lysa, I wouldn't dare think about your dad or Mar's dad in that light! That is BEYOND WRONG!!!
I'd settle for Hugh Grant and Jose Mourinho though. Peter Schmeichel was so 8 years ago. No, no. I don't have a crush on him any more.
(but on his son, yes I do!)
What's your point? Is it to do with underaged things? Now who's the one contemplating on kidnapping Nicklas Bendtner and tying him up to a chair?
(She started it! I'm the one against it! She wants me to find out if they're CK undies like Freddie's now. That perv!)
It wasn't my fault okay? The way he said it...it sounded as though I had help AND I couldn't do it myself, so I figured she gave me 8 because of those reasons.
Yes, go on. Laugh at me. You evil nutcase.
How can you ignore Tomas and his oh-so-sexy hair!!! That man could be a shampoo model if he weren't a footballer! Oh yes...now I'm thinking what shampoo he uses.
*thinks*
(You meanie! I hate you! But you know, I honestly love you and shall continue pouting when I'm doubting)
Why haven't you updated?
Are you waiting for Fat Frank to score then you'll update?
Oh well...you thieves robbed Liverpool of a win!
Bleh...and enough of Tomas-lah okay. Half the time it's about his hair!!!
You should be proud of your writing. Because that anonymous claims you're illiterate and ignorant. You've proved it wrong.
I heart you.
@ JX - Oi!!! Frank's not fat!!!
Your Carlos Tevez is!!!
Speaking of thieves, isn't ManUre the biggest thieves in Anfield for robbing Liverpool of a win/draw when John o Shea scored that last-minute goal? Hmm...
He has sexy hair okay? How many guys have hair like that? You don't have it, you know.
Enough with the anonymous-lah oi. It can say whatever it wants, but you people know how baseless those claims are.
(and seriously, my writing is horrible...am horribly worried for my finals now...eeks!)
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