I'm not crazy.

If I die within the next few days, it's because I am surrounded by extremely inconsiderate people.

I need a dose of Magic Rainbow now.

Badly.


I WANT THIS WEEK TO END ALREADY!



Just in case I die over the course of the period of madness which is this week, I want you to remember me as the one who would never shut up about David 'sempiternally immaculate' Cook.

Heaven help us all.