Sleep peacefully now, my child.

As usual, I was not supposed to update. But this is beyond hilarious it had to be shared.


I used this to enhance the dramatic effects-lah.

I am marriage material.

Read this.

My name is XXX. 22y old. i am a born Muslim, allahamdulillah.
nice to meet you. inshallah, i would like you to be my best friend.
You can contact me on XXXXX.
you can add me to chat when ever u want to okay.
please e-mail me with your pic.
please are you interested in marriage?
i am looking for a good Muslim girl like you. if u are interested in me then, i accept. i am looking too.
Allah Bless you.
Nice meeting you.

Okay. Good Muslim girl? Like seriously, if you heard the stories of what I did a few weeks back, you'd seriously re-evaluate that statement. Yes, all of you may laugh your heads off at this statement. I know you want to.

And no. NOT INTERESTED.

"Study first, then get married"

I hear you loud and clear, mama.

*****

I hate the weather.

And girls, do me a favour. Treat and love your body right.

I've run out of yoghurt at home, but I have prawn rolls!

Keloid will be jabbed two Mondays from now. Expect to see a fidgety cow looking for sundaes to eat.

And oh, I'm not romantic. I think V-Day is too over-commercialised. Ya-lah, I suck...what's your point?

And this may sound weird, but I'm trying to abstain myself from consuming fast food.
Go ahead and laugh but it's the truth. So don't be sadists and tempt me. I will burn you all.

*****

There, that's it. I won't be updating soon. I'm hibernating. Toodles.