Everybody is somebody's fool.
Dear Real Madrid,
I don't know how many times I've written letters like this to you. And honestly, I'm not pleased. AT ALL.
If you want to sign Michael Ballack, by all means, go ahead. In exchange, give us Arjen Robben back. I want him back. All the pretty Dutch boys have run away from Chelsea.
You can keep Michael Ballack for as long as you want, just give us Arjen back.
Very much grumpy,
-me-
No matter what happens, make sure you kick Fernando's ass. Don't let his mind games and petty behaviour get to you. You're better than that.
And while you're at it, can you tell Ron Dennis to put on some weight? He looks too thin lately. I bet all the tension from the spy scandal has gotten to him, but I hope he'll be okay.
Very much hopeful,
-me-
"You know the other day when I went to register my subjects I told you I saw a Paulo Ferreira look-alike but he's underaged?"
"Yeah, what about him?"
"The other day I saw him, he was hugging another girl"
"Oh...how sad!"
Oh well. Life's like that.
The answer's simple. It's a big YES.
But no worries, I'm strong enough to take you on.
I don't know how many times I've written letters like this to you. And honestly, I'm not pleased. AT ALL.
If you want to sign Michael Ballack, by all means, go ahead. In exchange, give us Arjen Robben back. I want him back. All the pretty Dutch boys have run away from Chelsea.
You can keep Michael Ballack for as long as you want, just give us Arjen back.
Very much grumpy,
-me-
*****
Dear Lewis Hamilton,No matter what happens, make sure you kick Fernando's ass. Don't let his mind games and petty behaviour get to you. You're better than that.
And while you're at it, can you tell Ron Dennis to put on some weight? He looks too thin lately. I bet all the tension from the spy scandal has gotten to him, but I hope he'll be okay.
Very much hopeful,
-me-
*****
I was watching the Serbia-Portugal match and saw Paulo Ferreira."You know the other day when I went to register my subjects I told you I saw a Paulo Ferreira look-alike but he's underaged?"
"Yeah, what about him?"
"The other day I saw him, he was hugging another girl"
"Oh...how sad!"
Oh well. Life's like that.
*****
One of these day if I fall down and die, and if you look deep down inside, and find yourself asking 'Did I cause her death?'...The answer's simple. It's a big YES.
But no worries, I'm strong enough to take you on.
Labels: anger, annoyed, arjen robben, f1, football, lewis hamilton, madness, open letters, past, random, ridiculous nonsense, self, sick, silly parents
posted by Anodynous Roxy at
15:50
4 Comments:
I really miss Robben too. I miss his egg-shaped head. I miss his receding hairline. I miss his diving. Most of all, I miss how he could make all of that hot. He's lovely!
*sad*
@ Emma - I miss his diving. I miss his hairline. I miss his six-packs. I miss his silliness.
I miss everything about him.
REAL MADRID, GIVE ARJEN ROBBEN BACK TO US!!! You can have Michael Ballack, but give Arjen back...
*is sad and starts crying*
is this the i miss robben support group? because i want to join too. i miss the bloody fellow. remember when he first came to chelsea and magical things began to happen. then some fucking person came and broke his ankle and he didnt play for the longest time. and when he finally came back as a substitute for a match. every eye was on him. teamates kept passing the ball to him at every opportunity.
remember how brilliant he was in a blue shirt running up the edge of the field. nimbly manipulating the direction of the ball.
i miss robben. even his hair. or lack of.\
-twin
@ Aimee - Yes, it is. I miss the bugger.
I was upset when he got injured. And whenever people accused him of falling too easily. Everytime he gets the ball, he does wonders. He's a genius when he gets the ball. I remember the goal he scored against Porto. Genius.
I want to see Arjen in a Chelsea shirt. Not a stupid Real Madrid jersey!
Stupid Arjen Robben. I am going to miss what people say bout your fashion sense.
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