My middle name is JINX.

I'm quite good at jinxing people. Show me a footballer and I'll sneeze on him, he'd be jinxed for two months. He won't score for TWO months. Famous victims include David Villa and Peter Crouch.

So, that's for football. You'd think it stops there. Well, you're dead wrong!

You might be aware that I love F1 as well and my favourite team is McLaren Mercedes. Over the past few weeks, I have noticed a pattern. During the US and Canadian GP, I didn't watch the races and Lewis Hamilton won.

Then, I started watching the races again. And he ended up NOT winning any races. Coming in second or third doesn't count.

It's not a coincidence! I have watched every other race and he ended up second or third. The two races I missed, he ended up first!

I'm a jinx to Lewis Hamilton. Should I stop watching F1 races? But I love F1, even if I seem to give more priority to football!

"NO, for my sake and Kimi's too!"
Eh, you. I'll slap you. Cannot, that traitor shouldn't win (but I still think he's hot and needs subtitles when he speaks *covers head with brown paper bag* ) !

Should I stop?

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"You know what? I think I'll..."
*silence for few seconds*
"Oi!"
"Ssshh...shut up-lah you! Alex Yoong on the telly. Hotness"
-.-"

This is another woman who deserves a tight slap. Seriously.

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OhMyGod. Say it isn't so. THIS cannot be true.

Now EVERYONE is after Lewis. First Natasha Bedingfield, now her???

Oi, go chase rich footballers, can or not Miss Danielle Lloyd?

Of all people, that woman! Not enough she was with Teddy Sheringham, Marcus Bent and God knows who (I remember it's one of those young Arsenal players, not Theo Walcott), but Lewis Hamilton?

I'm NOT pleased one bit.

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Dear Jamie Carragher,

I think you're amazing. Despite the fact you play for Liverpool, I like you. I even think you're hot. You're just like John Terry, except for the fact I don't understand a word that comes out of your mouth. I remember seeing you play in the Champions League final of 2005, in Istanbul. You played through pain and won the game. Just like JT. I admire that very much in a person.

I also think that you should NOT quit the English national team. Steve McClaren is an idiot for ignoring you in favour of Wes Brown or Ledley King. I mean, come on, Wes Brown (no offense to the Man U faithful) ? You have got to be kidding me. And Ledley's half the time injured, so why can't he just use you instead? And Gary's too old (sorry, but it's true).

Don't close the door just yet, Jamie. Look at Becks. Mac shut him out, and so did Capello, and look at what happened? He's back with a bang.

Please tell me and the world you won't quit the national team just yet.

Very much in hope,
-me-

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Woman, can you ask Stevie to persuade Jamie to stay, please? He's the best defender England's got, asides JT of course.

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I find this actually hilarious.

HAHAHA! Gorillas! HAHAHAHA!

You like him! Gorillas like him!
Therefore YOU are a gorilla!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*falls off chair and laughs hysterically*

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Sometimes the best to do, is to be quiet.

=)