For the kinky one plus a mini-rant.

You know I love you. This is for being you. I know I broke your heart and all (for reasons I myself do NOT know) so this is to make it all up to you.

Consider this as an early birthday present. Just because I love you.
Just shut up and take it before I slap you, okay?


Nah-lah. Stupid Ballack looking hot in a suit. Someone please kick me for saying that.


Sheva in his suit.


Don't start with your "La Isla Bonita" song okay! I will slap you.


John and little Georgie. And Uncle Didier. Haha.


Nerdy but gorgeous Kaka. My mother says he looks like a girl. Meh? Prettier than gayboy, I say!


Crouchy and Bellamy. This is like seeing SWP and JT standing next to each other.

Just because I adore you.

*****

UPDATED [5:10 PM]

Honestly, despite repeated warnings, you'd expect people to just understand instructions.

But NO.

Some smart asses decided to be funny by testing my lecturer's patience.
You see, I have a lecturer who has this policy of handphones in class.
If it goes off, the infamous "Question 1" follows.
And she'd give quizzes on topics she has not covered in class.

Today, dear friends, the gadget we call handphone rang twice. So we had two quizzes on topics we knew nothing about.

It goes off once, okay, I can tolerate it (despite the rage inside).
It goes off twice, I'll show you my pretty face.

There. From now on, this is MY pretty WTF face. Nice right?

So like the not-so-smart asses we are, we don't know what to answer when she asks us questions that we have no idea about. Seriously. I damn pissed okay. The best thing to do is copy her notes, but that would be constituted as cheating.

This is like the fifth time the phone has rung in class. We give you a pretty simple order that even the foreign students in our class can actually understand it, which is to switch the handphone off or put it on silent mode.

Tell me, is your Wernicke's area damaged or something? If it is, then I apologise for not being so sensitive. But the point is, 2 hours without your phone ringing is not going to kill you, is it?

I have learnt my lesson once. My phone rang in class, thinking that no one would call (this was in Foundation-lah) and some fellow decided to call and say hello. And the lecturer, who knows my dad, wasn't too pleased about handphones ringing in class. I learnt my lesson and my phone's always on silent mode whenever I'm in the lecture hall.

When I got to class today, I saw all the newbies studying her notes. Kiasu, hardworking souls.

Is this why you people let your phone ring in class? So that you can exhibit your high level of kiasuness and get all the answers right and that others don't?

Honestly, I want to curse you for being totally ignorant and stupid, but I'm trying to refrain myself from doing so, just because I'm nice and not stupid.

And another thing, stop dousing yourself in cheap cologne, can or not?
I have a bloody sensitive nose, which is why I cannot tolerate durians or rat's piss or smoke from a cigarette.

So the lecturer gives you 10 minutes to do whatever you feel like doing.
This does NOT give you the right of dousing yourself with the whole bottle of cologne-lah. WTF.

I used to have girls in my school who used to wear perfumes as though they just poured the whole bottle into the bath tub and soaked themselves in it. I hated it.

This time, a guy is doing it. If a girl did it, it's okay. I get it-lah. Sort of, but you get my point.

A GUY! WTF?

For the love of God. Do not do this-lah. Who are you trying to seduce in class? My lecturer?

The newbies are really annoying-lah.
Kiasu got.
Ignorant got.
Smelly got.
Smarty pants got.

*shakes head*

*****

P/S: Got stalked on MSN again. But I tried to be smart and ignored him. =)

It worked. I AM smart.


Currently listening to:
Everything - Michael Buble.

There, I'm not grumpy anymore-lah. Happy?