Parodies and paranoia.

This is what happens when you have two people who are equally jobless and bored on a Saturday night.

insanity is my fourth name says:
as the joint president of the bodo society, i would like to bring forth our first project.
sometimes i don't recognise my own face says:
-.-'
sometimes i don't recognise my own face says:
dei, bodo ONLY consists of me and you, what do you mean joint president?
insanity is my fourth name says:
that is not the point of the issue at hand. want to know what my brilliant plan is?
sometimes i don't recognise my own face says:
as long as it doesn't involve anything pink.
insanity is my fourth name says:
let's make a parody of 'piece of me'!
sometimes i don't recognise my own face says:
PARODY! WHAT IN THE NAME OF DAVID BECKHAM POSSESSED YOU?!
insanity is my fourth name says:
we can make fun of liverpool! with pics!
sometimes i don't recognise my own face says:
how?
i'm mrs parody queen says:
change the words and link the pics...and voila! parody! for the paedo especially!
sometimes i don't recognise my own face says:
i'm beginning to love your plan. when do we start?

So we got to work and this is what we came up with. This is meant to poke fun of the paedo (who is stealing Danny Cipriani away from me) for being terribly mean to us (like hiding our food). If you are offended, please tell me, don't send hate mail. We only did it because we got bored. Done in the midst of doing Sudoku puzzles and contemplating more nonsense. Pictures mostly googled or donated from the mate and the eejit.

**click on the underlined words to see the pics**

I'm Mr Premiership Dreams since I was 21
Don't matter if I back pass to Henry
Or sneak away to the Carribean
They're still gonna take pictures of my derriere in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me...

I'm Mr bad media karma
Another day another drama
Guess I can't see the harm
In working and having a tee-off
And with a club in one hand
I can still clobber John Arne Riise
And you want a piece of me

I'm Mr. Lifestyles of the Merseysiders
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mr. Oh my God that Stevie's Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mr. "Extra! Extra! Where's his curlers?"
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mr. he's too big while he's too thin
(You want a piece of me)

I'm Mr. 'hot penalty saver'
Tryin' and blockin' shots off
Well get in line with that Arjen Robben
Who's got me sent off
Hopin' I'll resort to some havoc
And end up settlin' his bills
Now are you sure you want a piece of me? (you want a piece of me)

I'm Mr. 'Most likely to get more tattooes than that Fernando Torres'
When getting the groceries, no, for real..
Are you kidding me?
No wonder there's panic in this industry
I mean please...
Do you want a piece of me?

I'm Mr. Lifestyles of the famous Scousers
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mr. Oh my God that Xabi's bleeding
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mr. Extra! Extra! More Own Goals!
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mr. he's too tall and he's too short
(You want a piece of me)

I'm Mr. Premiership Dreams since I was 44
Don't matter if I step on the Yanks
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They're still gonna take pictures of my goatee in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me...
You want a piece of me?

I'm Mr. Lifestyles of the Merseysiders
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mr. Oh my God that Stevie's Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mr. "Extra! Extra! Where's his curlers?"
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mr. he's too big while he's too thin
(You want a piece of me)

I'm Mr. Lifestyles of the famous Scousers
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mr. Oh my God that Xabi's bleeding
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mr. Extra! Extra! More Own Goals!
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mr. he's too tall and he's too short
(You want a piece of me)


As far as I am concerned, I am going to hell for this and other nonsense I've done.

Will be hibernating again. Unless, someone pokes me to update.