Sweet Lord, you're a miracle!

Hello all. I'm SO happy. Ask me why. Go on.

Do I have to?

Yes, you do.

Okay, okay. Why are you SO happy?

Because my Lampsy scored a hat-trick, y'all!

Hi honey, I scored for you. Oh my God, remember those girly rants? Hilarious!

Now that's something you don't see everyday. The last time he scored a hat-trick was against Macclesfield in January.
*counts the months*

10 MONTHS! WTF! Long enough to get pregnant and get a baby!

It was quite disappointing not seeing him score against Man City the other day, but at least he assisted in three of the goals (and helped me earn a LOT of point for my fantasy team).

Hopefully, he'd be banging more goals this weekend against Wigan. 100 goals ain't THAT far away, love.


I'm very pleased to see Sheva on the scoresheet as well. That WAS a brilliant strike.

Not too happy with the three goals conceded though. Oi, what is this...defence fell asleep ah?

Anyhow, a win's a win and we're through to the quarterfinals. Just like Arsenal and Liverpool.


And poor Paulo =( what happened?
*curses at the person who caused the injury*
Get well soon, love.

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MGP SCORED!!! WTF he cut his hair?!

Stupid boy. You better start scoring again, I might buy you back!

And stop getting yellow-carded for stupid reasons!

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The father come up with a very strange yet frank (pun not intended) assessment of my Chelsea boys.

He said they need Lampsy and Didier to stay fit, because without them, Chelsea's in trouble.

I used to think without JT, we're like jelly. But this season...I found out that without the vice-captain...they don't play well. It is...you see how they keep winning with him back in the squad?

And it's a little strange to see the father saying nice things about Lampsy. He always hated him, but of late he's been giving credit when it's due. And he says Lampsy should start for England as well. I guess he doesn't hate him much anymore. Maybe it's because I talk nice things about Arsenal. Haha.

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The parents scare me. I'm not kidding-lah, okay.

Last Thursday, they dropped me off at the centre and they went shopping. They bought me 3 T-shirts.

And this happened after my mother complained that I have too many clothes (and I complained she didn't buy me anything when she goes out shopping).

And today, I was talking about the need to visit the Pavillion and buy J Co Donuts while we're at it.

And the father asked me if I wanted doughnuts from Dunkin Donuts since I had a few minutes to spare before my voluntary work placement started, to which I said NO to. Don't want to put on more weight-lah, okay?

And after I was done, they bought 6 doughnuts from Dunkin Donuts! And they bought me the chocolate coated ones! TWO!

The mother bought three T-shirts for herself.
And the father told her to give me ONE.

0.0

WTF. Christmas came early ah?

They scare me. Seriously.

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I had fun today. I seriously did.

I think the most genuine people you'd meet in life are those who share the same beliefs as you do and respect differences, AND the ones who are defined as 'not normal' by the ones who think they're normal but these normal people are the ones who are not normal.

And I'm not joking.

I'm looking forward to tomorrow.

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"You have changed from that feisty little girl I used to go out with, and I don't know if that's a good or bad thing"

Believe me, boy...I think it's a bad thing. I used to think it was a good thing...but now. After all that's happening, I think it's a bad thing.

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Coming on like a wave, I'll be your slave, for all that you say that I will be...it is you I adore. Is it you I adore?