He's a gentleman, a lover.
Yesterday, I had a brief chat my one of my Liverpool-supporting kawan. Yes, I have too many friends that are Liverpool fans. Bleh.
And he said he would like to see Kuyt, Voronin and Torres play instead of Crouchy because Crouchy's not that useful. Poor Crouchy.
One new text message from ScouserLysa at 3:50AM.
"Eh bugger. Get up. Crouchy just scored"
One new text message from ScouserLysa at 4:15AM.
"Bugger, am I talking to the wall? WAKE UP-LAH! 2-0 already. Benayoun scored. Faster get up-lah, bugger!"
I only woke up at 4:30 (I'm fasting again...5th day, y'all!) and that was the time I got to check the random text messages.
"OMG HE SCORED?! *dances*"
Then, more madness ensued. They blasted in another 6 goals. WTF, whose spirit possessed them?
Bennayoun scored a hattrick, Stevie G scored one (and I got this text message that read "STEVEN SCORED!!! I can go out shopping today"...bugger, save money-lah oi!) and Babel scored a brace (both his goals were a little strange).
And my brother woke up to watch the second half. He actually woke up. Haha.
"Crouch better score another one"
"Yeah, he'd better score"
"Why do people hate Crouch so much? Just because he's thin it doesn't mean he deserves to be hated. He's cute"
"Go marry him-lah"
Sure enough, as soon as he finished saying that, Crouchy scored.

This Arbeloa likes to jump all over people. Hahaha.
Heh. See, two goals. Useful, okay?
Rafa, for the love of hash browns, let Crouchy start the next game against Fulham. He's seen the bench more than he really should.
Now, when you go to Norway three weeks from now, go and win.
And does anyone know how serious Petr's injury is? It's very important that I know about it. You, shut up.
I miss Paulo Ferreira.
I'm not happy.
And he said he would like to see Kuyt, Voronin and Torres play instead of Crouchy because Crouchy's not that useful. Poor Crouchy.
One new text message from ScouserLysa at 3:50AM.
"Eh bugger. Get up. Crouchy just scored"
One new text message from ScouserLysa at 4:15AM.
"Bugger, am I talking to the wall? WAKE UP-LAH! 2-0 already. Benayoun scored. Faster get up-lah, bugger!"
I only woke up at 4:30 (I'm fasting again...5th day, y'all!) and that was the time I got to check the random text messages.
"OMG HE SCORED?! *dances*"
Then, more madness ensued. They blasted in another 6 goals. WTF, whose spirit possessed them?
Bennayoun scored a hattrick, Stevie G scored one (and I got this text message that read "STEVEN SCORED!!! I can go out shopping today"...bugger, save money-lah oi!) and Babel scored a brace (both his goals were a little strange).
And my brother woke up to watch the second half. He actually woke up. Haha.
"Crouch better score another one"
"Yeah, he'd better score"
"Why do people hate Crouch so much? Just because he's thin it doesn't mean he deserves to be hated. He's cute"
"Go marry him-lah"
Sure enough, as soon as he finished saying that, Crouchy scored.

This Arbeloa likes to jump all over people. Hahaha.
Heh. See, two goals. Useful, okay?
Rafa, for the love of hash browns, let Crouchy start the next game against Fulham. He's seen the bench more than he really should.
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Meh. Chelsea, you lucky buggers. I'm so glad the ball didn't go in. I would've cried and eaten if you lost.Now, when you go to Norway three weeks from now, go and win.
And does anyone know how serious Petr's injury is? It's very important that I know about it. You, shut up.
I miss Paulo Ferreira.
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What is wrong with Valencia???I'm not happy.
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Dear God, not me!Labels: anger, annoyed, chelsea, disappointment, fangirl, football, friends, happy, madness, music, peter crouch
4 Comments:
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8 - Nothing !!!
WEEEEEEE!!!!
ok fine maybe crouchy was a LITTLE helpful but who's to say torres couldnt get more ? :P
heeheehee
-liverpoolkawan
@ Adrian/Liverpool kawan - I told you they'll win. Poor Besiktas...for nothing, they've been trounced at Anfield.
True about Torres-lah. He'd probably bang in a hattrick today.
(Oi, don't be so greedy, can or not?)
And Crouchy's not useless! Hmmph.
I am going to kill you for NOT replying my text messages on time. It was like talking to the wall. Hmmph.
I AM SO HAPPY I INVESTED MY MONEY ON THREE SHOES AND TWO HANDBAGS!!!
Hey, it's not often you get pamper yourself for something this good.
Meh. Chelsea, you lucky buggers. I'm so glad the ball didn't go in. I would've cried and eaten if you lost.
ROTFLMAO!!! One more day, yo!
I know why. You stupid thing.
Me likey the song *winks*
Do you know who it reminds me of?
@ ScouserLysa - Meh, you. You watched with your boyfriend, why do you need me for?
BUGGER!!! Why can't you buy me something nice for a change? I'm a needy child =(
Yup, yup...one more day! But I still need to lose the weight-lah. Bloody fat.
Eh, very vital I know, okay. Seriously, the Chelsea site needs to be more efficient talking about injuries, like how Arsene Wenger and Gary Lewin would do on the Arsenal site. Pfft.
I know...ex numero tres, si? *winks*
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