"He needs to be fed"

We now resume our normal services.

So anyways. Arsenal-Fulham first. Random conversations with the mother.
"Tomas playing ah?"
"Yes"

*points to the TV*
"Yerr...who is this?"
"Alexander Hleb"
"Why does he look as though he hasn't gotten enough food to eat?"
*laughs*
"We must bring him here and feed him so that he grows a little fatter"
"If we bring him here, must bring Tomas also"

"Let's make a list of which footballers are too thin"
"Hleb, van Persie, Darren Fletcher, Torres, van der Sar...Theo Walcott?"
"No, Theo's just small, not anorexic"
"Then we'll bring in Tomas and your 'baby' Cesc"
"Eh, if they come here then where are they going to sleep?"
"In my room, it's spacious"
"Oh yeah? Then where are you going to sleep?"
"With them"
"You pervert"
*falls off sofa and laughs loudly*

ASTRO's corrupting her more than it's corrupting me.

And no, I am innocent in this matter.


He looks like Lord Voldy okay? A bit-lah in this one.

*****

Wah...5 goals at the Bridge okay? Not pleased Petr let in two goals. But in any case...a win = 3 points and that's all that matters.

Oh and two of the newbies scored! Florent and Claudio scored on their Premiership debut.

"I am going to marry Claudio!" Fine, you can keep him.

And I was hoping for SWP to score, but he didn't, but he played really well last night!
"Eh he's so tiny and cute!"
"Yeah-lah! Can carry him and throw him around"
"Yeah! Like a ball, like that! He'd be rolling around if we threw him around!"

Evil.

Oh, I read this and I was in tears.



CHELSEA MAD 082226. I swear every single one of my reference books had this. Even some textbooks had these scribbled on the pages too.

The awesome threesome, we used to call them.

The brother said I never cared about Eidur as much as I cared for Lampsy.
"If Lampsy left, you'd call him a traitor?"
"Yes, I would, just like I call Eidur Gudjohnsen a traitor"
"You never posted his pics in your Friendster or your blog! You liked Lampsy more than you liked Eidur!"

Boy, he doesn't know me.
I smiled when they said he was the one who gave the speech on the day that Chelsea sealed the Premiership for the first time in 50 years.
I squealed when I saw his kids playing footie with Joe Cole.
I cried when he cried when we were knocked out of the Champions League semifinals against Monaco. I screamed whenever he scored amazing goals.
I cried thinking about how proudly he'd say "Eidur Gudjohnsen, striker for the Mighty Blues" in those Soccer AM Crossbar Challenge show.
I cried when he left to join Barcelona.
I cried when he played his first pre-season game in that Barca kit.
I cried when he played against Chelsea.
I cried and swore when he celebrated his goal against Chelsea.

And he dares to say I never cared?

I am happy that Jose remembers the former players and their contributions. I should too, regardless of how I think of Eidur now. I may be able to forgive him for leaving, but not for that goal celebration.

To my Blonde Maradona, I miss you. I honestly do.

I miss the other players who left too. Tiago. Duffy, JFH, Scott, Geremi, Gallas. All of them. I honestly miss all of you.

I like to reminisce sometimes, yes, because happy memories make me happy and smile a lot.

*****

Oh God, England is a bit screwed up now.

"Rooney's out for 2 months. Metatarsal injury"
"England's in big trouble"
Heh, the father's not in denial.

They have a problem with the strikers and the defenders now. Most of them are injured or banned.

Serves you right, Steve McClaren. Now Jamie refuses to play for England because you pushed him away. And he's way better than all those so-called 'STAR' defenders of yours.

They'll qualify, somehow. Have faith.