Sunday, 3 June 2007

How to save a life.


Pic stolen from Aima/Brown Spiderwoman/Caps Woman/President of the OHCRAP party (still undecided with the name).

I am fed up. I am not a love expert. If you ask me anything about how to overcome it and all, maybe I can help-lah. But mind you, it took me one good day of crying before I broke up with him. So it was easier. But for you, I don't know.


I have had people asking me "What do I do? I just broke up. And now XXX wants me. He's my neighbour and he has feelings for me. I don't know what to do. Can you decide for me?"

Look, I can give you (un)sound advice. But NOT decide what you should do. Because I don't want to be blamed in case your love life with this neighbour of yours goes awfully wrong.

I am being honest here. You want my opinion, I'll give it to you. Don't ask me anything more than that.

And she just broke up like what? A week ago. My, how fast the heart heals.

I'm not saying that she cannot move on. But the thing is, she told me she is confused, she still loves her ex, but she doesn't know what she feels for his neighbour of hers.

I tell her to take it slow, she tells me she has known him since her childhood days.

Are you that desperate to get back in a relationship that fast?

If you know what you want, why ask me? I can't tell you what to do.

I am damn tulan. I don't need things like this to make me even tulan.

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I showed this to someone.

"Time of death: 9:30 PM"
"Cause of death: Murdered by friend who showed her pretty pictures of Xabi Alonso and Steven Gerrard"

*shakes head*

It's official. She's made of mush.

*****
I am mad. Yellow! Of all colours in the universe. YELLOW!!!

What the hell was wrong with the white away jersey?


OhMyGod. This is worse than Liverpool's Ronald McDonald's outfit! It is capable of blinding already blind people! It's like Barcelona's away jersey, only uglier.

ARGH!!! Every time they play away from the Bridge, I'm going to sleep. Seriously, my eyes are precious. Bad enough I'm half blind, this will really make me go blind.

Why oh Chelsea why???

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Currently listening to:
Helena - My Chemical Romance.

So long never listen to this already. Something to get Justin Timberlake out of my head.

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5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're a little grumpy of late. Mood swings kicking in I see?

Anyways, cheer up. Think "MATE I LOVE YOU, I BLOODY LOVE YOU!". LOL.


I died at 9.30PM, 02.06.2007. Aged 19 years 3 months and 2 days.

You murderer. My soul will haunt you forever.


And oh the yellow? Hideous beyond hideous can be. Make fun of my Liverpool yellow jersey some more-lah!

*evil laughs*

3 June 2007 at 16:06  
Blogger Anodynous Roxy said...

ScouserLysa - Yeah. I pretty much am damn fed up with everything. Pretty normal with me, I suppose.

You just HAD to, didn't you?
*gets baseball bat ready and whacks*


Haha. Lysa, don't be mad. I did NOT kill. And please don't haunt me. I hate ghosts.


Your team's jersey is still ugly. Oh well, this yellow will soon blind opponents and therefore making Chelsea win all their away games.
*evil laughs*

3 June 2007 at 16:42  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ohmygoodnessgracious. that ugly is seriously ugly. it's not even adorable ducky-yellow kind of yellow. it's fluorocent yellow!

if kemalangan jalan raya happens in london, and they run out on traffic cones, they can ask chelsea players to standby.

-aim

3 June 2007 at 20:50  
Blogger Anodynous Roxy said...

Aimee - Ugly ain't it? If ducky-yellow or smiley-yellow also still tolerable!

This one? Like those police vests.

Exactly! But then right, if they stand there, they will cause a lot of accidents because of the hideous colour.

We should go blind opponents instead.

3 June 2007 at 21:15  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG I GOT MY AGE WRONG!

19 years 10 months 2 days.

*hangs head in shame*

3 June 2007 at 21:28  

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