This is the way you left me.
What happened in MPH yesterday.
"I'm at BV2's MPH. See you there"
*gets there, starts walking and looking for footballer biographies*
"Darn it! Why cannot find?"
"Oh, footie mags!"
"Oh, turnips! Look!"
*points at FourFourTwo with gayboy on the cover*
"Shit"
*takes another mag and cover the other mag*
"Ooh...Carra, and Stevie!"
*sees her drooling, shakes head*
"Look at Adebayor!"
*starts laughing*
"Ooh...young Jose looks like Julian McMahon!"
*drools*
"Michael Owen!!!"
"Shut up-lah!"
"Where are the darn biographies!"
"I see Rooney's book there. Of all the things I see, Rooney's book?"
*laughs*
"Duffy got biography! Sigh...pretty blondie"
"I see JT"
*picks up book, starts reading*
"Oh my God, he's insane! He goes erratic after losing his lucky shinpads and he starts swearing, then Lampsy gives him his, and now those are his lucky shinpads!"
"Tell you, those two have a strange way of being affectionate...they're gay. 'Oh JT, it's okay, these are for you, all laden with lots of love and kisses'. HAHAHA!"
"You're not funny, you know that? Him and his silly superstitions. Paranoid captain"
"Yerr...Toni and the abomination together! How dare the evil woman taint JT's book?"
*starts swearing together*
"Jose wanted Lampsy to be captain, but he picked JT in the end!"
"I wonder what did JT tell him...'Jose, pick me and forever I will grovel at your feet and kiss the ground you tread on and do anything you want me to'. Horny captain"
"..."
"Eh, I need to go already. Thanks for being here and looking at these mags and books with me"
"No problem. Was around here anyways, and then he told me you were here and you told me you were sad, so we figured to get you here and think of pretty boys. Love you"
"Love you too"
*hugs*
I forgot to thank you (of all people). Thank you.
=.="
Not funny okay? I hate my fringe. It's gone.
Oh well, hair grows back.
Nah, to show you that I'm nowhere near grumpy.
Lampsy and Luna. She likes to cry a lot. Just like her daddy when he was younger. I know-lah, because some "I have time in my hands" person sent me a link of some documentary about him a week ago.
Stupid Fabregas. Want to fight with the lovers. Hmmph. Want me to slap you, is it?
Shirtless JT. And...Rui. I can finally die happy and go to heaven now, if it makes you happy. Hmmph. Thanks though.
Current skipper and future skipper.
Go read this. I adore Toni Poole. Anyone who has the power to give birth to twins (adorable ones, in fact) and make my captain cool down like that deserves to be worshipped. Some way or the other.
She's definitely a genius.
"I'm at BV2's MPH. See you there"
*gets there, starts walking and looking for footballer biographies*
"Darn it! Why cannot find?"
"Oh, footie mags!"
"Oh, turnips! Look!"
*points at FourFourTwo with gayboy on the cover*
"Shit"
*takes another mag and cover the other mag*
"Ooh...Carra, and Stevie!"
*sees her drooling, shakes head*
"Look at Adebayor!"
*starts laughing*
"Ooh...young Jose looks like Julian McMahon!"
*drools*
"Michael Owen!!!"
"Shut up-lah!"
"Where are the darn biographies!"
"I see Rooney's book there. Of all the things I see, Rooney's book?"
*laughs*
"Duffy got biography! Sigh...pretty blondie"
"I see JT"
*picks up book, starts reading*
"Oh my God, he's insane! He goes erratic after losing his lucky shinpads and he starts swearing, then Lampsy gives him his, and now those are his lucky shinpads!"
"Tell you, those two have a strange way of being affectionate...they're gay. 'Oh JT, it's okay, these are for you, all laden with lots of love and kisses'. HAHAHA!"
"You're not funny, you know that? Him and his silly superstitions. Paranoid captain"
"Yerr...Toni and the abomination together! How dare the evil woman taint JT's book?"
*starts swearing together*
"Jose wanted Lampsy to be captain, but he picked JT in the end!"
"I wonder what did JT tell him...'Jose, pick me and forever I will grovel at your feet and kiss the ground you tread on and do anything you want me to'. Horny captain"
"..."
"Eh, I need to go already. Thanks for being here and looking at these mags and books with me"
"No problem. Was around here anyways, and then he told me you were here and you told me you were sad, so we figured to get you here and think of pretty boys. Love you"
"Love you too"
*hugs*
I forgot to thank you (of all people). Thank you.
*****
Apparently people think my hair is nice for them to ruffle.=.="
Not funny okay? I hate my fringe. It's gone.
Oh well, hair grows back.
Nah, to show you that I'm nowhere near grumpy.
Lampsy and Luna. She likes to cry a lot. Just like her daddy when he was younger. I know-lah, because some "I have time in my hands" person sent me a link of some documentary about him a week ago.
Stupid Fabregas. Want to fight with the lovers. Hmmph. Want me to slap you, is it?
Shirtless JT. And...Rui. I can finally die happy and go to heaven now, if it makes you happy. Hmmph. Thanks though.
Current skipper and future skipper.
Go read this. I adore Toni Poole. Anyone who has the power to give birth to twins (adorable ones, in fact) and make my captain cool down like that deserves to be worshipped. Some way or the other.
She's definitely a genius.
Labels: chelsea love, cute kids, football, friends, madness, random, self
posted by Anodynous Roxy at
21:51
5 Comments:
You're welcome. Any time. Name it =)
I gave you Rui's picture and what do you do? Mock me. Hmmph.
Blame ME for having free time.
You're so bloody ungrateful.
*slaps*
All hail Toni Poole! She is a pure genius.
Eh!! got C Ronaldo in 442??
Yea yea im gonna buy
Im gonna buy.....
Your post is funny la.....
LOL
p/s: I cant wait to buy England skipper's autobiography ^^
ScouserLysa - I sayang you lots, okay.
I am just making fun of you. Because I have nothing better to do.
Yes, she's a genius. I adore.
Sylvien - Yes, but the book is RM 30.60 sadly, if I'm not mistaken.
So expensive.
Just a silly random conversation with my friend. The madness.
P/S: I wanted to buy, but I forgot my wallet. Turnips.
eh mad dong
what is with the babies nowadays. your maternal instincts bergelora deep within you now is it, waiting to be unleashed?
or have you been listening too much to Natasha bedingfield and her obscenely nasty song. "i wanna have your babies!" god that song is awful!
a-im
Aimee - Eh, can't help it if they're cute. They're so cute.
I heard that song today. That song is just wrong. I used to like her music before she did THAT song.
Sigh...
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