Shoot me down, I'm at my prime.

It is official. I have turned into a complete fool because of one man.

I am going to sound like an inebriate monkey trying to make a paper plane.

Laugh at me for my growing stupidity. I know I had a good time making fun of myself.

Anyways, these two stories happened last Saturday.

Part 01:
In the morning while my parents and my brother and miss prospective future were out in town, I stayed back with my aunt and her daughter to study and do a bit of the movie review. And I had to fix the new printer to my laptop.

I fixed the printer to the USB port and inserted the installation CD and it was partially installed. It said to turn the printer on. I kept pressing the button but the light was not there. I tried this for an hour and nothing happened.

I went up and saw the plug. I took it down in hopes to see if it works with the plug.

What do you know? It worked!

I forgot to plug the plug to the socket. No wonder the thing didn't work.

"You just had a major blonde moment. You noob"


Part 02:
So at about 9PM I wanted to print something and the thing kept saying the ink was not there. I put the ink there already and it says I didn't?

Curse you, new printer.

Then I realised that the place where you ARE supposed to actually put the cartridges in were empty.

Oh yeah. Major blonde moment again.

But wait! There's more!
(why the heck do I sound like I belong on one of those Smartshop adverts?)

Then I tried pushing the cartridge in and when I thought I successfully did it, the thing kept saying that there's no ink.

I gave up and decided to print my stuff upstairs.

But somehow I decided to give it one more try.

I pushed the cartridges in right to the end.

What do you know? It worked.

After one hour, I realised that I did it the wrong way.

I can officially use my printer now.


Yes, you are now allowed to laugh at me and my stupidity, for which I blame the rapid rate my brain cells are experiencing cell death.

Which are all caused by one man.

"I told you, he is turning you into a bumbling fool. Before this, you were just a fool. Now you're worse!"

Damn you, random man. It's just half a year and you have teased me incessantly.

I got excited hearing Magic Rainbow (I know what the song is called, I just want to call it that!) twice in the same hour. I squealed like a kid who saw the last unicorn. She thinks I have no chance in hell to be saved by anyone.

What the heck, I get excited by the words "Magic Rainbow". I am seriously wonky upstairs.

You should be banned and exiled. Stupid bugger.


Random note: I learnt that my name means 'fame' and 'friend'. Hahaha!