Take off, you're a radical.

You know you have to be worried when your mother starts singing Beyonce's Irreplaceable while hanging the clothes on the balcony outside YOUR room while you are asleep.
"To the left, to the left...to the left, to the left"

You also know you have to be worried when they watch more E! Entertainment than you do to the point they can tell you "Eh Britney wants to get married to that guy!".

*while watching Blake's Break Anotha' video on TV*
"Eh why his video so colourful one! Not nice!"
"Oh in the video this guy got lots of girlfriends!"

And she asked me why I hardly play Rehab (both Amy Winehouse and Paolo Nutini's versions) anymore.


I should ban her from watching E! Entertainment. It corrupts old people.

*****

I randomly sent a text message to mate.
"Hey mate. Just hope you have a safe flight later. Hope you have lots of fun and don't forget my hot ang mohs! Hehehe!"

At 5:30 this morning, this was the reply.
"Thanks. Errm mate, I'm going to HK, not UK. Don't think I'll see any ang mohs =p P/S: Spam my inbox. Hehe"

Hmmph. Keep all the handsome ang mohs to yourself, why don't you?!

*pouts like a 5-year-old*

*****

I wasn't supposed to update today.

But, upon seeing something very funny and hilarious...I had to share this.

cesc is my twin born a month earlier says:
dei.
you know you're good for something says:
WTF I KNOW ABOUT YOUR DISPLAY NAME!
cesc is my twin born a month earlier says:
shut up. that's not the point of the issue at hand.
you know you're good for something says:
what's up?
cesc is my twin born a month earlier says:
go see this.
you know you're good for something says:
WTF. WTF. WTF.
you know you're good for something says:
i think i fell in love with carra.
you know you're good for something says:
*dies*
cesc is my twin born a month earlier says:
HAHAHAHAHA!

Why is Crouchy ALWAYS dressed as an animal?!
I mean, look! I have proof!


First, he goes as a parrot.


Then, he goes as a penguin.

WTF. TOO MUCH HAPPY FEET, IS IT?!

On a funnier note, I have fallen in love with Jamie Carragher. Hahaha!


For more silly pics, go HERE.


P/S: If it makes you feel any better, my club's as stupid as yours. None of your players wore bloody fishnets, okay. So don't be upset.