I'm Mrs. "Extra, extra, this just in!"
Yes. I admit. I like that song. It's so cute.
Anyways, yesterday was good, despite the 15 minutes I missed of the first half. Someone reckons I wanted to lick the the TV screen, but those accusations are baseless. Really.
Meh, why are you so skinny, Toby?
Toby! Mathew! *screams*
Number 10, 12 and 15. Sigh...they really made my day. I swear I didn't lick the TV screen! I was at my aunt's place, so doing that there would be inappropriate.
Watched the full match. Oh God, why isn't football like rugby! In the refereeing sense, I mean.
Jamie Noon is pretty good too. Shut up. I know what I am saying.
JW.
"Eh England playing ah?"
"No"
"Then what's Jonny doing there?"
"He's playing-lah, for Newcastle"
"Oh..."
She only knows Wilko by heart. If I showed her Freddie, she'd call me hamsap. As it is, one Freddie in CK undies is hot to her, what more a semi-naked Freddie.
No, it's wrong to corrupt old people.
But the father told me a joke. Obscene.
"She's standing by him because she cannot be on top of him"
I'm innocent, he's the one corrupting me.
"Eh can see the glare-lah, I have to get my pic Photoshopped!"
Which drew a surprised reaction from the brother.
"How come you know about Photoshop?!"
"I know-lah!"
-.-"
This is the ring the father bought for the mother (I say it's the anniversary present) last Saturday. He even bought her a bracelet.
*is envious*
"Mabuk ah you? Like those Liverpool players only!"
Nah-lah, a decent non-mabuk pic. FAT!
Stupid fella, can't even take decent pics of himself!
28 years and counting. Love them so much, despite the arguments and madness.
Drunkard! Excuse the expression, I was having a sugar rush. Caffeine and sugar rush really.
*points at the ice-cream*
"Faster eat the Calypso, if not it'll change into crabs!"
-.-"
I love them. Worth every cent.
Oh well, this is my last week of being a jobless cow. Next week, the madness begins.
My new year's resolutions are:
01. To lose weight.
02. To stop procrastinating.
03. To study harder.
04. To save and earn more money.
05. To be less shy around people.
There. That's it. No more, no less. Only five. Hopefully I can stick to three at the very least.
Toodles.
Anyways, yesterday was good, despite the 15 minutes I missed of the first half. Someone reckons I wanted to lick the the TV screen, but those accusations are baseless. Really.
Meh, why are you so skinny, Toby?
Toby! Mathew! *screams*
Number 10, 12 and 15. Sigh...they really made my day. I swear I didn't lick the TV screen! I was at my aunt's place, so doing that there would be inappropriate.
Watched the full match. Oh God, why isn't football like rugby! In the refereeing sense, I mean.
Jamie Noon is pretty good too. Shut up. I know what I am saying.
JW.
"Eh England playing ah?"
"No"
"Then what's Jonny doing there?"
"He's playing-lah, for Newcastle"
"Oh..."
She only knows Wilko by heart. If I showed her Freddie, she'd call me hamsap. As it is, one Freddie in CK undies is hot to her, what more a semi-naked Freddie.
No, it's wrong to corrupt old people.
But the father told me a joke. Obscene.
"She's standing by him because she cannot be on top of him"
I'm innocent, he's the one corrupting me.
*****
As promised, pictures.
"Eh can see the glare-lah, I have to get my pic Photoshopped!"
Which drew a surprised reaction from the brother.
"How come you know about Photoshop?!"
"I know-lah!"
-.-"
This is the ring the father bought for the mother (I say it's the anniversary present) last Saturday. He even bought her a bracelet.
*is envious*
"Mabuk ah you? Like those Liverpool players only!"
Nah-lah, a decent non-mabuk pic. FAT!
Stupid fella, can't even take decent pics of himself!
28 years and counting. Love them so much, despite the arguments and madness.
Drunkard! Excuse the expression, I was having a sugar rush. Caffeine and sugar rush really.
*points at the ice-cream*
"Faster eat the Calypso, if not it'll change into crabs!"
-.-"
I love them. Worth every cent.
Oh well, this is my last week of being a jobless cow. Next week, the madness begins.
My new year's resolutions are:
01. To lose weight.
02. To stop procrastinating.
03. To study harder.
04. To save and earn more money.
05. To be less shy around people.
There. That's it. No more, no less. Only five. Hopefully I can stick to three at the very least.
Toodles.
Labels: england, fangirl, friends, happy, madness, mathew tait, pictures, random, ridiculous nonsense, rugby, self, silly parents
posted by Anodynous Roxy at
12:41
2 Comments:
*stares at legs and shoes*
FUCK.
And you say you are fat.
Wake up and smell the toffees, you nitwit!
I am going to steal your shoes, you crazy woman.
05. To be less shy around people.
ESPECIALLY BOYS!
(And what's with the licking the TV screen wei? Hamsap like hell)
MABUK LIKE LIVERPOOL PLAYERS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Best. Joke. Ever.
Happy New Year, you crazy bum =)
@ Mar Adams - OI! Starting the New Year by swearing! What in the world!
I am FAT. Legs no, but the rest = FAT!
Don't you have nicer shoes to steal, woman? For God's sake, you have a shoe collection that Imelda Marcos would be proud of!
*shies away*
Eejit.
(I am innocent, okay? She just randomly sent me a text message during the Newcastle line-up and she said "Don't lick the TV screen when MT comes on the TV". I had no intention of doing so. I have a halo hanging on my head!)
Happy New Year to you too, darling!
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