Grumpy cow.

Dear CPU of mine,

Why can't you just tolerate me for just one more week? Why do you have to be such an annoying thing that hates me to the point I had to uninstall my Windows Live Messenger, which I cannot install again? I have to now resort to Windows Messenger to hold conversations with my friends and family!

Just bear with me for another few days, okay? I promise I won't abuse you much until the parents decide to replace you.

Very much a grumpy fat cow,
-me-

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My parents are so random.

On the way back home, we saw a kitty on the road.

"Eh, is the cat dead?"
"No, it's still alive! What's it doing in the middle of the road?"
"Stupid cat, move it!"
"Let's give it a name"
"Let's call it Fernando Torres"
*laughs*
"Too long"
"Nando then"
*starts giving random instructions*
"Nando, get off the road!"
"Nando, sit!"
"You think it's a dog or what?"
"It's my cat, so it's smart"
*gives random instruction*
"Nando, go scratch Mama!"
"If it comes near me, I will kick it"
"Nando, run!"


While watching the repeat of the Arsenal-Villa match.
"Look at all of the Arsenal players, so scrawny"
"Ya! All of them look so tiny compared to the opponents. They're anorexic. Hleb...Flamini...Can't you ask Uncle Wenger to feed them ah?"
"Your Rosicky's anorexic too. So is Theo"
*dies after hearing Tomas is anorexic*
"But Tomas is cute"
-.-"
"The only one who looks fit is Adebayor"
"No, have you seen Nicky Bendtner?"
"No"
*throws horrified look*
"Eh wait, yes"
"He's like 6 feet and he's only 19. He looks older!"
"Yes, he's fit"
*feels a little icky hearing the father saying a guy is fit*
*sees Nicky coming on for Adebayor*
"There, Nicky's coming on"
"At least he looks okay-lah...look at Rooney. He looks as though he's 40!"
*falls off the couch laughing*

Random people I live with.

P/S: To Adrian, my mother thinks you look *coughs* handsome *coughs louder* with that hairdo.

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I want to buy Sawdust from The Killers!

To those of you who owe me money, please do the right thing and pay me. I need the money.

Oh, anyone planning to watch D'Arranged Marriage? You better say yes. We're going to eat chee cheong fun next week, buy After Eight mints (yes, I found it in BSC!) and go buy some things! Shoes, books, CDs, dresses and food? Hahaha! Promise ah, you crazy bugger?

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Sometimes, I feel so sorry for the parents when it comes to dealing with the family issues. It's like their the martyrs of their own family (I like to exaggerate, sue me!).

God, grant them the strength they need to face the world filled with vultures and thieves.

That is all I ask of you.

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I'm glad you care =)