We're all...waiting for the girl to call.

So I had the pleasure of waiting for people to come online to discuss things, no one was online on the time we agreed to come online, which was at 9, so I had to do some things to keep myself occupied while waiting.

Five ways to keep self occupied while waiting for people online.
01. Discuss the random happenings of the day with the people who make you happy.
"How did things go today?"
"Okay, not too bad...a little frantic at the beginning but we managed to sort things out in the end"
"Sounds good. You wore purple or red?"
"Purple"
"But...you DON'T have purple"
"Yeah, I know, but they wanted purple...so I had no alternative but to use my ONLY purple top...that kebaya one"
"Oh, that one! That's a nice top! That one you bought long time ago, right? Can you still fit in it?"
"YES! The father asked me...'Eh this is your mother's one ah?' WTF. MINE-LAH! So loose already, it made me even fatter"
*dies laughing*
"Why can't they wear blue for a change? Blue is the colour, okay. Haven't they heard of the song?"
"Red is THE colour"
"Piss off"
"Hahaha!"

02. Read random links sent by your friend.
"Eh read this"
*sends link with the headline 'Grant Ready To Lose Drogba'*
"WTF! Didier's leaving? NO!!! HE CAN'T DO THIS!"
*reads*
"Bitch. I hate you"
*falls off chair and starts laughing*

03. Plan your revenge on this friend.
So, this was easy. I gave her a link on Xabi Alonso (who will be out for just 2 weeks, instead of three months!).

Fabregas also revealed that he and close friend Xabi Alonso have been sharing plenty of banter before Sunday afternoon's big match.

"Xabi's been teasing me," he added. "He said to me: 'When you come to Anfield you always lose!' No chance. We are going there to win and if we don't win I will go home very angry.

"We are good friends and we talk a lot. When I first joined the national team as a teenager he already had 35 caps and so much experience.

"I was young and very shy but he helped me a lot and was always very nice to me. He put me at ease, helped me to relax. He sat and talked to me, invited me to his room to watch movies and in training always talked and encouraged me. He was fantastic to me."

"WTF! THAT'S JUST SO BLOODY WRONG!"
"Now we know where you get the paedo tendencies from"
"SHUT UP!"
"Invited me to his room to watch movies?! He was fantastic to me?! XABI WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"
"HAHAHAHA!"
"DAMN YOU!"
*wails*
"Stevie won't be happy"

Payback is fun, no?

04. Read random stories people write with the mate.
"What you doing?"
"Reading that celery boy fic-lah"
"Hahaha! Just read it"
"How many times have you read it today?"
"5 times and I still cannot stop laughing"
"LOL"

This is one hell of an awesome fic. I wish there were more random stuff like this out there. And point to note, in real life, celery boy does that 'creepy smiley' in MSN. Don't ask me how I know all this, I just know. And you can't say ANYTHING about how I know all this because it's your fault! Hmmph.

05. When really tired of waiting, ignore people and just talk to people you want to talk to.
I gave up after 10:30 PM. No one was there for us to discuss anything with, so I continued chatting with other people instead of sleeping the night away. Headaches be damned.

"Nah. Go see this"
"Are trying to kill me before I sleep ah?"
"Scroll lower..."
"What. The. Fuck. He. Is. Shirtless"
"Drooling already?"
"OMG. Damn, he's fit!"
"Why in the name of Peter Crouch do you torment me this way?"
"I'm your 16 years and I can do whatever I want, including torment you in the weirdest way possible"
"And OMG! Jonny! Drunk! The princes have corrupted him!"
*wails*
"Look at what alcohol can do to you (see the last pic)"
"Eh, that pic's cute okay?"
"Oh Wilko and Mathew Tait are just love"

Needless to say, I went to sleep feeling happy. No pictures of shirtless human beings shall be uploaded here in fear of more nonsense being spouted out. Headaches be damned indeed.


Latest news: Fernando Alonso has left McLaren Mercedes.

Honestly, can you hear the bells ringing outside?


And yes, I'M FREAKING HAPPY, love. Thanks for asking.