Dead.
I am dead. I had to entertain a few crazy people at my house last night until 3.
What did we do? Talk, eat, drink, and watch football.
It was fun. The fickle 5 were back. Despite the random "Xabi looks like Stevie!", "You sneezed on Stevie ah?", "I knew they'd do a Hernan Crespo!", and "OhMyGod, Roque scored! Whee!!!" moments, I adore all of you all the same.
I know you and Stevie G are having a good relationship. But this doesn't mean you must cut your hair like his. It is not that nice if you start to look like your lover. It makes you look like twins.
Am I blind or do they look alike?
Please, for the love of God. Let it grow and don't copy Stevie any more. I will sneeze on you if you do it again.
I swear.
Very much irritated,
-me-
Dear Fernando Torres,
Don't be so generous next time. It is okay to be selfish sometimes. SOMETIMES. Not ALL THE TIME.
So yeah, whenever someone passes you the ball in front of goal, don't be shy and generous and pass it to someone else. Just go for it and shoot and hope to God that it becomes a goal.
Very much wanting to kidnap you and Peter Crouch,
-me-
Jamie Carragher. He gave a penalty away and I was sad to see his face after that, because he had been so amazing in defense last night. Now, why am I being nice to Liverpool? Oh yeah, Crouchy and Torres.
Am I the only person who thought that I was watching an England game?
Honestly-lah, I am NOT making fun of Liverpool, but their jersey reminds me of the England one.
At least it's better than their McDonald's outfit last season. And our away kit this season.
"Sunderland are the ones in white?"
"No, that's Spurs"
"Who are you supporting?"
"Sunderland"
"Okay"
*sees father supporting Spurs, get confused*
"Eh who are you supporting-lah?"
"Sunderland-lah!"
"Sunderland's wearing the red and white jersey!"
"You told me they were wearing white!"
-.-"
While talking to mate.
"(Is it wrong to say that Roy Keane looks good?)"
"IT IS REALLY WRONG!!!!!"
"VERY WRONG!!!!!"
"You're giving me a shock!"
"Hahaha! No-lah! He did look good wearing a suit today. That's all"
"But of course no one can beat Jose's hotness in a suit!"
*silence for a few seconds*
"Eh, you're so shocked until you fainted ah?"
"Hahaha! Not unless you're planning to make another shocking statement"
She thinks I'm crazy. Well, I think I am too.
The name Roque Santa Cruz is pronounced "Ro-kay Santa Cruz". NOT "Rock Santa Cruz".
That hotness doesn't deserve to have his name pronounced wrongly especially when he scored on his Premiership debut. He doesn't deserve it at all.
Don't repeat this again.
Very much in a hissy fit,
-me-
Don't disturb me later. Toodles.
What did we do? Talk, eat, drink, and watch football.
It was fun. The fickle 5 were back. Despite the random "Xabi looks like Stevie!", "You sneezed on Stevie ah?", "I knew they'd do a Hernan Crespo!", and "OhMyGod, Roque scored! Whee!!!" moments, I adore all of you all the same.
*****
Dear Xabi Alonso,I know you and Stevie G are having a good relationship. But this doesn't mean you must cut your hair like his. It is not that nice if you start to look like your lover. It makes you look like twins.
Am I blind or do they look alike?
Please, for the love of God. Let it grow and don't copy Stevie any more. I will sneeze on you if you do it again.
I swear.
Very much irritated,
-me-
*****
Dear Fernando Torres,
Don't be so generous next time. It is okay to be selfish sometimes. SOMETIMES. Not ALL THE TIME.
So yeah, whenever someone passes you the ball in front of goal, don't be shy and generous and pass it to someone else. Just go for it and shoot and hope to God that it becomes a goal.
Very much wanting to kidnap you and Peter Crouch,
-me-
*****
Jamie Carragher. He gave a penalty away and I was sad to see his face after that, because he had been so amazing in defense last night. Now, why am I being nice to Liverpool? Oh yeah, Crouchy and Torres.
Am I the only person who thought that I was watching an England game?
Honestly-lah, I am NOT making fun of Liverpool, but their jersey reminds me of the England one.
At least it's better than their McDonald's outfit last season. And our away kit this season.
*****
That Sunderland-Spurs game really kicked things off. And yes, Sunderland were good."Sunderland are the ones in white?"
"No, that's Spurs"
"Who are you supporting?"
"Sunderland"
"Okay"
*sees father supporting Spurs, get confused*
"Eh who are you supporting-lah?"
"Sunderland-lah!"
"Sunderland's wearing the red and white jersey!"
"You told me they were wearing white!"
-.-"
While talking to mate.
"(Is it wrong to say that Roy Keane looks good?)"
"IT IS REALLY WRONG!!!!!"
"VERY WRONG!!!!!"
"You're giving me a shock!"
"Hahaha! No-lah! He did look good wearing a suit today. That's all"
"But of course no one can beat Jose's hotness in a suit!"
*silence for a few seconds*
"Eh, you're so shocked until you fainted ah?"
"Hahaha! Not unless you're planning to make another shocking statement"
She thinks I'm crazy. Well, I think I am too.
*****
Dear Jamie Yeo,The name Roque Santa Cruz is pronounced "Ro-kay Santa Cruz". NOT "Rock Santa Cruz".
That hotness doesn't deserve to have his name pronounced wrongly especially when he scored on his Premiership debut. He doesn't deserve it at all.
Don't repeat this again.
Very much in a hissy fit,
-me-
*****
Arsenal-Fulham, Chelsea-Birmingham City, and ManUre-Reading next.Don't disturb me later. Toodles.
Labels: anger, annoyed, fangirl, football, happy, madness, open letters, pictures, random, ridiculous nonsense, self, silly parents
posted by Anodynous Roxy at
13:38
12 Comments:
Well, I checked your profile and maybe it's because you don't read that you don't know much either, right?
Considering phonetics, ROQUE in Spanish is pronnounced Rócké (in English)that is with open O and open E, not rockay. If you pronounced it Rock is the Portuguese pronunciation of the name, and as the name exists in Portuguese, but not in English is more correct to pronnounce it rock than rockay.
Anc certainly the gorgeous thing doesn't deserve to be called rockay...
@ Anonymous - Just curious, are you Jamie Yeo?
My profile actually states that "I don't like to read. NOT." which means I like to read. I do know what I write in my profile.
Hmm...good point. I guess each person to his own opinion then. I'm just saying it because I'm the type of person who really hates it when people mispronounce my name.
But anyway, since he's Paraguayan and he speaks Spanish, I guess it's pronounced as Rócké and people need to follow the proper way of pronouncing it. I only spelt it as Ro-kay because I don't have those 'ó' and é in my PC therefore I can't spell it the way you do. It's not that I chose to be ignorant.
I'm sorry if you're offended by the way I spelt his name like that.
Thanks for the tip, anyway.
*makes mental note to self: Dad's right, my phonetics are atrocious!*
oh well i wouldve pronounced it ro-kay anyway, and have heard it being said by commentators over and over but thanks for the lesson mr portugal ! *mumbles and swears in cantonese* :D
@ Adrian - It's true the commentators say it like that.
It's true what they say. You learn new things everyday. Today, we learnt how to say Roque the right way.
*mental note number 2: I need to learn how to swear in Cantonese from Adrian*
@ anonymous..thanks for the grammar lessons up there..but you know what you need a lil mind your own business attitude class for yourself..coz you ain't got no balls or whatever left in you (if you're a gal..dun wanna mention anythin 'nice' you see) to give out your name..so buzz off and thanks again for that grammar lessons!
Hey anonymous, you know for someone who's been blog-hopping, you should at least mind your manners or at least do something about formalities like 'Hello' or 'Hi'? Don't give her lessons on pronounciation because she's good at it in four languages.
Oh don't give her any kind of lessons until you get some lessons on manners from me.
Are you accusing my idiot of being illiterate? Oh yes you did!
Firstly, I know her well enough to understand what "I don't like to read. NOT" means.
Really, pot-kettle-black case, don't you think? I bet you're the guy/girl/it on Facebook she talks about who has read over 1750 books?
She didn't put his name as Rockay, she put Ro-kay because she pronounces (well so do I and a few commentators) it the way it supposed to be. I believe it's the same way you pronounce okay and that's why she put it as Ro-kay. She makes it simple for us who mostly don't even bother with thos funky characters.
So dear anonymous, do you honestly want me to tell you that you are beyond stupid to attack her like this?
@ TTG, you're kinda good for him. You ain't got a thing to prove to this person because we people who come here and ACTUALLY know you are the ones who love you best.
(I still think it's Jamie Yeo hiding in Portugal)
At least I have the guts to leave my name behind *spits*
*those funky characters.
Typo.
@ Kalyani - HAHAHA! You're here and you commented! Thanks for that. But I doubt that this anonymous would come here again.
Oh you could teach me Tamil swear words, that would work.
*winks and hugs*
@ ScouserLysa - I'd marry you if only you weren't attached (and straight). You know me like how penguins know fish.
HAHAHAHA! You remembered the Facebook person! But I doubt it's him because he's from the States. Not Portugal.
I love you too. It ain't a thing on me. I may have been a bit upset last night, but nah. I'm better than that. Thanks for the 2AM bitching sessions that mostly touched on "Bitchling! Don't get mad, think of the tub of roses and that pouty boy in it!" and other random things like "Xabi and Stevie look like twins!".
Lysa!!! It's not her-lah! She's still in Singapore doing her daily reporting job.
And don't spit here. It's a bit rude and not classy at all.
Dear Anonymous,
My name is Jeevan Santa Cruz. I am nowhere related to Roque Santa Cruz. I am 1/3 Paraguayan, 1/3 Indian and 1/3 English.
And I so happen to be her (Miss TTG) ex-boyfriend.
Being part Paraguayan, I certainly say that there is nothing wrong with the way she's asking the commentator to pronounce Roque.
The commentator is someone who'd you call as bimbotic and just a pretty face who knows nuts about football except for "I love Arsenal because Thierry Henry is hot". That's okay, there's nothing wrong with girls saying that. I understand.
But my ex isn't one of those girls. She's classier and smarter than that.
Majority of the viewers dislike her. So does my ex. I have to deal with her incessant complaints about Ms. Jamie Yeo every week, but I don't care because I like that.
And since it's right to pronounce his name IS the same way you'd say okay, which is why she typed out Ro-kay.
There's a difference between being illiterate and ignorant. And she is neither (Oh well, what do you know of her? You take whatever she writes in her profile as the truth. Come on, MUSIC IS HER BOYFRIEND! You must be really daft).
So before you insult her, do a background check on her. I don't suppose she could write well and spends time pondering over the dictionary like that's her Quran or my Bible if you say she's illiterate.
Get yourself some lessons on manners, it could make you smarter. Because what you commented is indeed educational, but it's also rather stupid to attack someone based on what they write in they profile. That is how low one can stoop to bring down another.
And besides, she can pronounce things better than you because like my friend Lysa said, she can pronounce things in four different languages (make that five because she's learning Spanish now), backwards and in heels.
That's my ex for you. So fuck off.
P/S: TTG, I care. I'm slightly agitated because my team drew and you got attacked by an ignorant and illiterate idiot.
@ JX - OMG that has to be the longest comment I've ever received from you.
I. Heart. You.
HAHAHA! I'll take you out for a spot of roti sardine okay! =D
What's with the "THE RIGHT WAY TO PRONOUNCE ROQUE SANTA CRUZ'S NAME" lessons? Go get yourself lessons on manners and spelling, for which she could teach you, backwards and in heels.
Tsk tsk, petty behaviour slamming people when you act like you know them but you don't.
Anyway, I'll comment on the entry rather than comment on the whole "how to pronounce Roque Santa Cruz's name the right way" seeing how everyone has commented about it.
(It is Ro-kay as in o-kay)
Stevie and Xabi look so much alike, they look like they're twins or something! And that's freaky!
And what happened to Crouchy? Don't you love him anymore? You cheated!
LOL. Roy Keane does look nice in a suit but nah, I still think he's scary.
P/S: I thought you were going to marry me.
@ Mar LCA - Smart move. Enough with the anonymous-bashing, I'm actually laughing at the fact that this guy/girl/it may never come here again because he just made a fool out of himself/herself/itself by blatantly attacking a person he/she/it doesn't even know about! But in any case, we're right and he/she/it isn't because the right way to say it is the way he'd say it.
So, anyway, yes. Xabi and Stevie looking like twins scare me A LOT. =/
Crouchy is still number one, Fernando Torres is my number 2, he could be Crouchy's anorexic twin =p
I still think that man's insane!
P/S: I was, but you are going to marry someone else. You left me. So boo...
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