I'm rich and YNWA...

The one that got away.


Okay. Before all you people who were rooting for Liverpool come and shoot me, here's the thing. I said to people I know that the score would be 2-1 either way. I was a neutral, I had no favourites. Swear. I am not bitter towards Liverpool for kicking Chelsea out, because I heart Liverpool as well as I heart Milan.

So here goes.

The father yesterday thought it would be nice to bet on our score predictions.
"Let's bet RM5"
"Okay, tell me your score prediction"
"1-0 to Liverpool"
"2-1"
"To who?"
"Liverpool-lah!"
"Turnips. Fine. 2-1 to Milan"
"3-1 to Liverpool"
"I have a question..."
"What?"
"Winner gets RM5 from each loser right?"
"Yes"
"Okay"


So I woke up late for the game. Me and my inability to wake up early for important things. Still 0-0. Cheh.

Then 1-0 thanks to Inzaghi.
"Yay! He's not getting RM15 from all of us"

Brother was ultra-pissy. I thought I was bad.
"Shut up-lah!"
"It's okay still got second half"

After 20 minutes, nothing happened.
"Like this means no one getting the RM15 lah! He knew no one was going to win! Milan faster score"
"Eh, why not ask Liverpool to score first?"
"Cannot! Milan score first then only Liverpool can score!"

By the time I finished saying that, it was 2-0. Inzaghi again.

"Liverpool, faster score! I'm going to be rich!"
"Shut up-lah!"
"Stupid Liverpool! Score one now-lah!"

As soon as I said that, Kuyt scored.
"I'm going to be rich"

So Milan got their revenge. And I got my money.

Credit goes to Liverpool. Shouldn't have played Bolo Zenden. Stupid. Put-lah Bellamy or Crouchy earlier! And why take off Mascherano WTF?

Eh, before you all attack me, I nearly cried seeing Xabi cry and Stevie and Carra sad, okay? I also got feelings.


Sorry, Stevie. Seeing you sad reminds me of seeing my JT sad. Only difference is he makes me cry with him.


Why do you have to be so pretty, Xabi? You broke my heart with your tears.


Carra, it's okay. There's always a next year.


To Crouchy, next time, never say you want to taunt your England captain by showing off your Champions League winners medal. See what happened? Now all you can show him is your runners-up medal. Not that nice now, ain't it?

To Pepe Reina, next time, don't say you didn't practice penalties because you were prepared for it. See what happened? You let in two rather stupid goals. Well, the first one is. The second one wasn't so bad-lah.


To all that supported Liverpool today, YNWA. There's always a next year. =)


The money shall be used for my Stamford Bridge fund.

Someone owes me lunch, because I predicted Inzaghi would score and either Kuyt or Gerrard would score. That pitiful soul is so heart broken, all she wants is two bowls of curry laksa.

Cheh, our pretty boy didn't score. =(

Some people har, promised me they'd be awake for me to disturb them, but then fell asleep and forgot all about me. Hmmph. But since this person was out shopping for Teacher's Day gifts yesterday, I shall forgive her. But I still want to poke you. *pokes*

So no more football. Except internationals next week. I am going to relax now.

Toodles, people.

*****

My dad said I run like the gayboy.



That's all I've got to say.