Monday, 7 May 2007

Dear all.

Dear all,

No, I am NOT quitting blogging. Are you people insane or something?


Firstly I would like to raise a glass for my team for playing so well with ten men. Poor Khalid. If it was any consolation Denilson got injured and Fabregas got a yellow card for picking a fight with my two beloved players. Want a slap, is it, you stupid little boy?

I would also like to say that I am NOT in mourning, so do NOT send me condolence messages. Unless you want a free slap, of course.

Anyone can make fun of my team, but fans all over the world know how we struggled to even stay in second place. The good news is we are NOT relegated (my heart goes out to Watford) and we do NOT have to qualify for a spot in the Champions League next season.

I am extremely proud of them. They have played like a bunch of race horses and they have had some fair share of injuries or fatigue, but yet they play on. John Terry played in the Carling Cup final when two days before he was ruled out, he came back to play, only to get his head kicked in the process. Petr Cech's initial reaction to his injury was when could he start playing for Chelsea again.

In his and Carlo's absence, Hilario has by far been the best stand-in keeper (*John Terry does NOT count as a stand-in keeper). Playing against Barcelona in your first ever match for Chelsea was a tall order but you managed to keep the losers at bay. Even stupid Eidur Gudjohnsen. We can't thank you enough.

Sure, we only lost to Liverpool and that was Petr's first game after recovering from that injury. But without a doubt, he is THE best goalkeeper. Edwin van der Sar used to get my vote when he was in Fulham, but that's not the case now, is it?

After being told off for speaking in public instead of speaking to the boss, Ricardo Carvalho has played in what I would say his best performance in a Chelsea shirt. He really showed his talent and proved his worth.

Essien has done his best to fill in the void in that miserable little defence of ours, but he is a versatile player and has done considerably well (despite scoring two own goals).

Didier Drogba has had the best season of his career in Chelsea. 32 goals. More to come. We STILL have three games left to play, you know.

Newbies cannot be dismissed. Of all the newbies...I have to say only one gets my vote. Kalou. If I had to add...maybe Sheva and Ballack. But we all know I don't fancy Ballack. So only Kalou and Sheva.

Mate told me that she has never seen love in any other squad that can match Chelsea's love among themselves. Did you see how JT stood up for Frank by telling that stupid Fabregas off? Did you see the favourite trio hug after the game?






Tell me you saw some love. Everyone in Chelsea are love. Yes, even Rui Faria.






Shirtless boys, loving players, hot manager and assistant (the TV was focused on Rui last night so much I was squealing! It's pretty sad that I can't find any pics of him after all that fangirling I did in front of the TV screen). How do you expect me not to have a nosebleed?

I didn't cry because I was proud of them. Always have been. I'm only doing what Morrie told me to do. I am not sad, so STOP asking me if I am sad. For God's sake, no one died. Well, it's not like I cry at funerals anyway.





In that moment when Jose was telling the fans to keep their chins up and applaud their heroes, I did the same. I was happy that they had the most tiring season and played like bunch of race horses (I'm so sorry I called them lazy) yet still fight on like warriors. And we've lost only what? Three games?

It was fun while it lasted, boys. And this has been one of the best seasons for us. I have never been more proud of you than I am right now.

If any of you cut my heart open, you will see that my blood is blue. I will leave them never and my soul is theirs.

Lastly, to show that I'm NOT a sore loser, I would like to congratulate the ManUre for stealing what's rightfully ours. Hmmph.

To all ManUre fans who want to taunt me, don't bother trying. I'm smart enough to take you on. Hell hath no fury like a Chelsea fan scorned, remember?
To all ManUre fans who love me, I love you too and congrats to your team.

Oh, there's always a next season. We want the trophy back next season, by the way.

Keep the blue flag flying high.


Yours sincerely,
TTG, the Chelsea fan.


*After much deliberation, John Terry is considered as a stand-in keeper, even for 5 minutes. Just because he is sexy and good and Lampsy loves him. Haha.

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9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

blehhh! dont ask people to cut your heart open lah. scary ok.

john terry makes a very sexy (and good!) keeper. so he counts. sorta.

i love you nana, this post made me smile. even after all those "ne ne ne ne ne ne chelsea kalah" in school today.

-aim

7 May 2007 at 17:19  
Blogger Anodynous Roxy said...

Aimee - HAHAHA! Okay okay, no cutting my heart open.

Hmmm...okay. He counts. Just because he's sexy (and good!).

I love you too. Eh Chelsea didn't kalah okay. We drew. Got big difference.

Next season, it's ours.

7 May 2007 at 19:55  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TTG. Unlike you I cried when JT cried. I can't help it. He's my favourite and seeing him cry just makes me sad.

He so counts as a stand-in keeper oi. 5 minutes is something.

You made me happy with this post, I love you.

Next season, it's ours.

I so agree with you on that. =)

P/S: You keep mentioning Rui Faria, but no pics of him? How could you? And I want to see JT and Lampsy fighting with Fabregas. Class.

I heart you for this. KTBFFH.

7 May 2007 at 22:08  
Blogger Anodynous Roxy said...

Mar LCA - I wrote a nice long comment but the stupid got eaten up. Damn it.

I know, I wanted to cry when Jose asked the fans to laud them, to keep their chins up. And when he hugged Lampsy, then JT and the both of them. But somewhere inside, I couldn't. In fact, I had no reason to because I was very proud of them =)

Fine, he's a stand-in keeper. Haha.

I love you too. We're getting it next season. Wait and see =)

P/S: You'd think by showing more of him on TV they'd actually post more pics of him? WRONG! Damn it I want his pics. Seeing him yesterday with the players made me happy. You know I'd put pics of him if I had any.

I want pics of that Fabregas clash with our loves. It shows what love is really about.

I heart you too. KTBFFH.

7 May 2007 at 23:00  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JOSE IS HENSEM GILAAAA with all those weird signs. Hahahaha
Eh I think JT wants both Jose and Lampard, but Lampard doesn't want to involve in love triangle. Kekekeke...

Kudos to your blog.
I give much props to Chelsea.
We'll race for the title again next season.

8 May 2007 at 00:26  
Blogger Anodynous Roxy said...

Sylvien - I told you. He's hot beyond words can say.

LOL. No-lah. They're having a threesome. You see how Lampsy's hand is in JT's neck, JT's hand is on Jose's hea, and Jose's hand on Lampsy's neck? They're all in love. With each other.

LOL. Glad you like the pics especially. Thank you for watching the last half. Congrats to Man United by the way. =)

Next season, it's ours. Don't steal.

8 May 2007 at 00:32  
Blogger Emma said...

Chelsea may not have won the Premiership, but they have certainly won my heart. They are the best team in the Premiership, with the best players, best looking players, and players who are good sportsmen.

I love you Chelsea.

8 May 2007 at 16:10  
Blogger Emma said...

José, is love. Best manager ever, and I love how he wears his heart on his sleeve.

Robben, is love. I love everything about that Dutchman, I even forgive his dives.

Petr Cech, Salo Kalou and John Terry are love.

Manchester Utd are hate.

8 May 2007 at 16:12  
Blogger Anodynous Roxy said...

Emma - Everything about Chelsea is love. From Jose to everyone on the team.

They're the best squad with very good looking people and great talent.

They have my heart =) and I'm proud to give it to them.

8 May 2007 at 19:01  

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