Open letters.

Dear Roman Abramovich,

I do not know if you have been secretly contacting the blonde Maradona aka Eidur Gudjohnsen. I also do not know why of all colours, you picked 'electric yellow' or as I would call it, fluorescent yellow.

Oh, maybe I do. You like Barcelona's ugly jersey. Boo. Why can't you envy jerseys of other clubs like Spurs who have blue, brown and purple jerseys as their away ones? Very colourful okay.

I'm not suggesting that you should pick pink as their jersey colours (even if some of the players do wear pink outside their football world). The point is, I don't like the colour simply because it is capable of making already blind people blind. Worse, it is capable of making my eyeballs roll in agony.

What was wrong with the white one? It made the boys look pretty, plus, they look holy and innocent in it.

This yellow will make the fair-skinned players look pale and sickly. Trust me, I know.

Therefore, I strongly suggest you stick to the white jersey instead of this hideous yellow and hire my father as a fashion consultant so that I can get free tickets to watch matches at the Bridge.

Very much baffled,
-me-

*****

Dear Claudio Ranieri,

I like you to the point I cried for you when you left the Bridge in 2004. I know you made Lampsy and JT famous. Well, not exactly how Jose Mourinho did. But you get my point.

I know you like Lampsy, but obviously not as much as I do. So please, do NOT lure him into joining Juventus. He's too pretty for Juventus anways. Besides, Italian footie matches are way off at odd hours. So I cannot risk my valuable sleep for this. I don't care if Gianluigi Buffon or David Trezeguet are there, I want him in Chelsea.

So, please, go and sign your other former player named Eidur Gudjohnsen and let him rot play for your Juventus.

Very much annoyed,
-me-

*****

Dear John Terry,

I have no words to say to you. I cannot understand why you always have to mention Frank Lampard in everything. If the interviewer asks you anything about him, then yes, I understand.

But seriously. "Myself and Lampsy" in every other statement?

You make my mate mad with your ways.

Yes, I've gone out of topic. I'm sorry. My point is, I love the way you stick up for your mates. Everytime people criticise him, you're the first to defend him. You stick up for him, no matter what.

Please don't leave Chelsea. I will cry if you do.

Very much in love with you,
-me-

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I decided to try something different for a change. Ignore if you must, but I like it. =)
Today was a very cold day. But thank goodness for the oversized penguin sweater. I miss the warm fuzzy feeling you give me, oh great sweater of mine. =p

And I certainly don't like to blog about what happened today. I've already forgotten how it feels like to be frustrated.