It's all wrong and it's not all right.

First, DC says he's going to have a concert in the Philippines in 2009.

Now, it's Michael 'goddamned Australian' Johns?

WHAT THE MOTHER-FLIPPING BASKET OF COOKIES IS HAPPENING HERE!


That's it. I'm moving out of the country next year.
*fumes*


Excuse me, I'm allowed to be a bimbo whenever I want. Deal with it.