One step at a time.
Hello again, Skizzy the Scouser here.
My great friend Roxanne is extremely tired. She told me if she had to stand any longer in her high heels, she would just fall and never get back on her feet. Makes no sense, but still, I know what she meant.
Woman apparently has a stomach of stone for she didn't eat dinner on Saturday AND breakfast and lunch yesterday.
She also wants you to know that yesterday would be the last time you will see her in make-up that thick (maybe this will be the last time you'd even see her in make-up too). She was complaining about the fact she had to wash her face THREE times with her facial cleanser. She likes the 'pasty Irishman' look (stupid joke between us) just fine.
She is also slightly annoyed that her songs were only played (almost) at the end of the ceremony because apparently they were deemed inappropriate. Seriously? How in the world is I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing (she used both versions) inappropriate whereas We Belong Together by Mariah Carey appropriate for the cake-cutting ceremony? Like hello, the latter song is about a woman pining for her ex-boyfriend! I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING IS A FREAKING EPIC LOVE SONG!
Also, how in the world is Nothing in This World by Paris Hilton even appropriate? It's worse!
I can do what she can do so much better...
Right...tell the groom that his wife is incapable of satisfying his needs and wishes. So freaking appropriate.
We all still maintain that She by Elvis Costello is one hell of a beautiful song for a wedding. How can you not use that? You are making a proclamation of love for the woman who makes your world seemingly a beautiful place to live in. Never watch Notting Hill, is it?
I'm hiring you as my music director for my wedding, provided Magic Rainbow is NOT on the list (it wasn't played at the wedding because "I can't take the song any longer" hence the omission of a cheesy coronation song...yay me!).
Before I go off-topic, woman wants to thank those who came yesterday and graced the event with their presence and gave gifts and cash and cards. She would also like to extend her gratitude towards those who helped out yesterday. She is forever indebted to you (and promises to be your minion or slave for a year).
She is currently asleep and resting her legs. No no, she woke up at 8 after sleeping at 2 in the morning and had breakfast and then resumed her sleeping activity.
She loves you all the same.
P/S: She wants you to know that she received RM100 from an old family friend on Saturday and she claims that this family friend heard her plea for her David Cook album fund (yeah...right, lame joke, stupid woman). She is now seriously contemplating if she should use the money for her fund plus one (some smart alec told her the excess money should be used for the MJohns album fund which would be used in January next year) or not.
She might want to use it on her long-running Stamford Bridge fund (woman and her ridiculous funds =.=").
Oh well, crazy is as crazy does.
My great friend Roxanne is extremely tired. She told me if she had to stand any longer in her high heels, she would just fall and never get back on her feet. Makes no sense, but still, I know what she meant.
Woman apparently has a stomach of stone for she didn't eat dinner on Saturday AND breakfast and lunch yesterday.
She also wants you to know that yesterday would be the last time you will see her in make-up that thick (maybe this will be the last time you'd even see her in make-up too). She was complaining about the fact she had to wash her face THREE times with her facial cleanser. She likes the 'pasty Irishman' look (stupid joke between us) just fine.
She is also slightly annoyed that her songs were only played (almost) at the end of the ceremony because apparently they were deemed inappropriate. Seriously? How in the world is I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing (she used both versions) inappropriate whereas We Belong Together by Mariah Carey appropriate for the cake-cutting ceremony? Like hello, the latter song is about a woman pining for her ex-boyfriend! I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING IS A FREAKING EPIC LOVE SONG!
Also, how in the world is Nothing in This World by Paris Hilton even appropriate? It's worse!
I can do what she can do so much better...
Right...tell the groom that his wife is incapable of satisfying his needs and wishes. So freaking appropriate.
We all still maintain that She by Elvis Costello is one hell of a beautiful song for a wedding. How can you not use that? You are making a proclamation of love for the woman who makes your world seemingly a beautiful place to live in. Never watch Notting Hill, is it?
I'm hiring you as my music director for my wedding, provided Magic Rainbow is NOT on the list (it wasn't played at the wedding because "I can't take the song any longer" hence the omission of a cheesy coronation song...yay me!).
Before I go off-topic, woman wants to thank those who came yesterday and graced the event with their presence and gave gifts and cash and cards. She would also like to extend her gratitude towards those who helped out yesterday. She is forever indebted to you (and promises to be your minion or slave for a year).
She is currently asleep and resting her legs. No no, she woke up at 8 after sleeping at 2 in the morning and had breakfast and then resumed her sleeping activity.
She loves you all the same.
P/S: She wants you to know that she received RM100 from an old family friend on Saturday and she claims that this family friend heard her plea for her David Cook album fund (yeah...right, lame joke, stupid woman). She is now seriously contemplating if she should use the money for her fund plus one (some smart alec told her the excess money should be used for the MJohns album fund which would be used in January next year) or not.
She might want to use it on her long-running Stamford Bridge fund (woman and her ridiculous funds =.=").
Oh well, crazy is as crazy does.
posted by Anodynous Roxy at
11:09
2 Comments:
haha. this is one hilarious entry.
Skizzy! I LOVE YOU!
(because you mentioned 'pasty Irishman')
Thank you for updating and omitting one part I mentioned to you =p
And I didn't promise anyone that I'd be their slave/minion for a year. She's being a strawman/straw woman.
P/S: COUGAR!
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